Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend

[Miss Mia]

yes.  in my wilder days, I consorted with sandwich throwers.  it seemed innocent enough at first.  just the occasional peanut butter or cheese sandwich for recreation purposes or to unwind, but before I knew it, I was strung out on luncheon meats and BLTs.  then I just lost control.  by the time I hit rock bottom, I was throwing hoagies and reubens at total strangers on the street.

damn you mia!  I hate you for making me remember that.

Okay, now that was funny.   

[Miss Mia]

it has never happened to me, and it's a hard thing to predict, but I think that my reaction to being attacked with a sandwich would be to burst out in laughter.

If you ever make it to Dallas, I'll throw a sandwich at you and we'll see what happens.   

[Chris_]

If you ever make it to Dallas, I'll throw a sandwich at you and we'll see what happens.   

...make it a club.