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Offline Traveshamockery

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DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
« on: December 11, 2008, 10:02:41 PM »
No takers yet but the night's still young.  You just have to bring booze and cigarettes to share. 

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Reply to this thread and you could win a date with me
   
Better then winning some MILK stuff that Skinner is giving out.

PS - BYOB, Smokes, Food, etc. In fact, bring some for me as well :)

Oh, and I am in Columbus, Ohio - so you have to come here, unless you want a date by phone....

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Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2008, 10:12:26 PM »
So The Straight Story has gone fishin' for a tool to smoke?

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Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2008, 10:37:53 PM »
How awesome.  Ladies, if you enjoy doing all the heavy lifting in a relationship and LOVE paying for everything, this is your man.  :rotf:
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Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 11:27:49 PM »
How awesome.  Ladies, if you enjoy doing all the heavy lifting in a relationship and LOVE paying for everything, this is your man.  :rotf:


If only I lived closer. Darn it!  You gotta love a sensitive man. 

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Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 11:30:07 PM »
Damn it....  That 'tard lives in my city.

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Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2008, 11:36:45 PM »
TSS reminds me of "Ray"...

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Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2008, 01:06:46 AM »
How awesome.  Ladies, if you enjoy doing all the heavy lifting in a relationship and LOVE paying for everything, this is your man.  :rotf:

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Re: DU: The Straight Story Is Looking For a Date
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2008, 10:20:07 AM »
So he has gone home. I wonder if his wife, who broke up with him last week, to get the high, hard one from their room mate, is still in California?
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.