Well, Mrs. E has been unemployed for about two months now, despite looking long and hard.
She has a master's in music education. And she has experience in recruiting/headhunting, nonprofits, and a fair amount of clerical. She's an exceptional writer and editor.
Alas, unless you're a pig farmer, cattle rancher, or fast food worker, there's not a lot available in our area at the moment. Say what you want about the economic downturn -- it's real in north-central Missouri.
OTOH, she does have a potential opportunity teaching GED subjects at the local state prison. That isn't a bad gig, since it's a state job.
Gotta love our state and federal gummints. Once you're in, they can't get rid of you with napalm.