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Police Arrest Man On 'mission' In Bathroom Ceiling
« on: December 10, 2008, 12:27:16 PM »
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Police Arrest Man On 'mission' In Bathroom Ceiling

(AP) Bare footprints on a toilet seat led sheriff's deputies to find a man hidden away inside a Baxter County gas station ceiling, apparently "on a mission" to steal, officials said Tuesday.

Jeremy J. Fleming, 34, of Midway, initially refused to offer his name to sheriff's deputies after his arrest early Tuesday morning, Sgt. Bob Bushbacher said. Fleming later told deputies his name was "Jason Solo," though fingerprints later gave his identity away, Bushbacher said.

Fleming entered the Triangle Citgo Mini-Mart in Midway barefoot around 1:30 a.m. and walked into the women's bathroom, Bushbacher said. After 20 minutes, Fleming walked into the employee's bathroom and later returned to the women's.

An hour passed and an employee decided to check on Fleming. The bathroom was empty, but the employee found footprints on the toilet seat and a ceiling tile torn down, Bushbacher said. The employee called police after hearing rustling into the gas station's ceiling.

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"The officer this morning said that the guy was somewhat irrational," Bushbacher said. "Well, yeah. The guy comes into a business at 1:30 in the morning with no shoes on and is going from bathroom to bathroom crawling around in the ceiling. I can see how you could classify that as irrational or somewhat unusual behavior."

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Re: Police Arrest Man On 'mission' In Bathroom Ceiling
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 03:14:27 PM »
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Fleming later told deputies his name was "Jason Solo,"

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Jacen Solo is a fictional character in the Star Wars Expanded Universe. He is a major character in several Star Wars novels, particularly the Legacy of the Force series.[1][2]

Character overview

He is the middle child of Han Solo and Leia Organa Solo; the younger twin of Jaina and the older brother of Anakin. Even before he and his sister were born, their uncle Luke Skywalker could sense their strong presence in the Force. Jacen shares an almost inseparable bond with his twin sister, as well as close bonds with humanoids and animals alike. He is trained in the Force by his uncle, and becomes an exceptionally strong Jedi Knight. Jacen had been unofficially training his young cousin, Ben Skywalker.

In the Legacy of the Force series, Jacen encounters the Dark Lady of the Sith, Lumiya. Shortly after, Jacen Solo willingly accepts the dark side of the Force. In his quest to become a Sith Lord, he kills a young Jedi to prevent an event in the future. He then kills the murderous daughter of Boba Fett during an interrogation. Later he stages a military coup and seizes control of the Galactic Alliance, ruling in joint-control with the Supreme Commander. He becomes a Lord of the Sith by killing his aunt, Mara Jade Skywalker (the wife of Luke Skywalker), in self-defense when she attacks him. Jacen then assumes the title Darth Caedus (pronounced [ˈkaɪ.dʌs][3]), Dark Lord of the Sith after the battle. The Supreme Commander eventually betrays him and splits the Galactic Alliance into two, with him retaining control of Coruscant. Ultimately, Lord Caedus was killed during a duel with his sister Jaina, ending the tyranny of the Sith until the rise of Darth Krayt.

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Re: Police Arrest Man On 'mission' In Bathroom Ceiling
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Re: Police Arrest Man On 'mission' In Bathroom Ceiling
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 03:59:18 PM »
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...his brother, Steve Solo, could not be reached for comment.
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