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Offline LC EFA

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DU engages in petty larceny
« on: December 09, 2008, 06:53:25 PM »
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philboy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-09-08 11:14 AM
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Post your favorite shoplifting techniques here.

Personally, I'm a big fan of just grabbing the stuff and running like hell. By the time they realize what happened, I am out to my car and driving off.

These retailers deserve it because of the horrendous mark-ups.

Symarip  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-09-08 11:16 AM
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2. I steal from work
   
I figure an extra pencil and some yellow stickies is worth a piece of my soul.
 
motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Tue Dec-09-08 11:16 AM
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3. I stuff it down my pants
   
and people wonder why I am always adjusting my package!!!
 
hendo Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Tue Dec-09-08 01:07 PM
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6. ditto
   
oh and IBTL
 
newcriminal Donating Member (255 posts) Tue Dec-09-08 01:03 PM
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4. Just put it in the stroller with the baby
   
if they stop you, say bad baby why did you grab that. FYI it doesn't work very well with tv's or refrigerators though.

skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Tue Dec-09-08 01:05 PM
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5. The large purse method works well
   
As does the bulky jacket approach. But I prefer the classic, tuck it under your arm and act natural routine.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8310916

Such wonderful members of society.

philboy sounds like someone in dire need of a nice long stretch breaking rocks.

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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Re: DU engages in petty larceny
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 07:03:19 PM »
Truly awful, but then I expect nothing less from the DUmp.
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Re: DU engages in petty larceny
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2008, 08:01:09 PM »
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Tue Dec-09-08 11:16 AM
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3. I stuff it down my pants
   
and people wonder why I am always adjusting my package!!!

Your dick's not supposed to have a corner on it.
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Re: DU engages in petty larceny
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 08:15:08 PM »
Petty thieves -- the hieght of glory for the DU.

Can you imagine anyone on any Conservative board -- even our sadly brain-addled parent nor FR nor DC -- PROUDLY posting about being a common petty thief?  And then getting ckudos and augmentation?

Folks: there you have the modern left: "What's in it for me?" Put that in your pipe and smoke it you ****ing new fuhrer who accused Capitalism of saying that!
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Re: DU engages in petty larceny
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 08:42:11 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 09, 2008, 07:03:19 PM
Truly awful, but then I expect nothing less from the DUmp.

Come on Ralph, those posts are funny as hell!!! :-)
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Re: DU engages in petty larceny
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 08:44:45 PM »
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Engi  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-09-08 07:10 PM
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14. I stick beaded necklaces up my nose... 14k gold necklaces are easy too. Just hook the chain over your back tooth and swallow the rest of it. You can pull it right up out of your throat. 

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Re: DU engages in petty larceny
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 09:26:23 AM »
Quote from: Chris on December 09, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
Your dick's not supposed to have a corner on it.

WHAT?!?!  Oh, crap....

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