Hurry quick... engagement party gift idea for my baby brother tonight

[Schadenfreude]

Damn, I'm to late again as usual.

Domineering woman.
Mom's not really onboard.
Big Sis has reservations too.


There's only one gift for this situation.



Hookers and beer, lots of both.

no hookers and beer, but stilll a fair amount of fun.

[Hawkgirl]

I once dated this guy for a few weeks before I went to his apartment.  Well, as I sat down in his living room, I saw a reclining chair facing the tv, with a side table that had a BIG ass bottle of Jergens lotion and a Kleenex box...I was so disgusted I made up an excuse to leave early.

I mean, wtf is wrong with some guys, you have a woman visiting and you don't even hide the evidence?

Ewwww...I hated dating...

[Chris]

I once dated this guy for a few weeks before I went to his apartment.  Well, as I sat down in his living room, I saw a reclining chair facing the tv, with a side table that had a BIG ass bottle of Jergens lotion and a Kleenex box...I was so disgusted I made up an excuse to leave early.

I mean, wtf is wrong with some guys, you have a woman visiting and you don't even hide the evidence?

Ewwww...I hated dating...

That's not half as bad as helping your sister move and finding her box of toys.

*shudder*

[Chris]

What's her name? 

Y'know, Freeper asked a similar question.  I told him my sister looked like a sack of potatoes with red hair.

He said he liked potatoes....

[Hawkgirl]

I told him my sister looked like a sack of potatoes with red hair.

Now that's just wrong.....

[Chris]

Now that's just wrong.....

I know.  I probably should not have posted that.

[jtyangel]

Your brother is getting married?  

I was thinking the same thing!!!

[jtyangel]

Eeks... I'll be that next year, that means it's time?  

Quick...somebody hold Vonne

Ok, Schade, I take back my glass tinkering after reading the clarification on the gal...yikes.

[jtyangel]

Y'know, Freeper asked a similar question.  I told him my sister looked like a sack of potatoes with red hair.

He said he liked potatoes....

That was wrong, but freeper's response was funny. 

[Lord Undies]

I haven't read this thread since I understand the emergency has past, so I hope you relied on your sense of common decency and ordered two strippers, one of each sex.

[Schadenfreude]

I haven't read this thread since I understand the emergency has past, so I hope you relied on your sense of common decency and ordered two strippers, one of each sex.

I am nothing if not self-serving.