I think the Chinese are on to something here:
"I have 3 demands, or I kill the boy!"
Head negotiator dispatched
Negotiations begin
Negotiations Concluded
Because of pansy liberals, in this country we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.
No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.
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