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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Buzz Clik tries his hand at satire, falls flat
« on: December 05, 2008, 12:54:28 PM »
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A new guy will be moving into my neighborhood in mid-January. He might be a child molester

He seems like a nice guy. He has no history of molesting children; in fact, he's coordinated children's activities for about 10 years without a single complaint. But, he has all the signs of being a child molester: white, age 20 to 50, male.

He hasn't moved in yet. The movers are scheduled to arrive in six weeks.

I think I'm going to call the cops today. Why wait for a problem to develop?

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Re: Buzz Clik tries his hand at satire, falls flat
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2008, 03:04:05 PM »
Aah.  A-ha.  Ha ha ha ha ha.  I get it.  Yeah.  Wondering if Obama is really a Muslim not born in this country is the same as wondering if a new neighbor is a child molester.  Nice analogy.  Muslim = child molester.
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Re: Buzz Clik tries his hand at satire, falls flat
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2008, 03:15:15 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on December 05, 2008, 03:04:05 PM
Aah.  A-ha.  Ha ha ha ha ha.  I get it.  Yeah.  Wondering if Obama is really a Muslim not born in this country is the same as wondering if a new neighbor is a child molester.  Nice analogy.  Muslim = child molester.

I got it too, but it was quite poorly done.
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Re: Buzz Clik tries his hand at satire, falls flat
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2008, 03:24:39 PM »
But muslims are child molesters.

....and if this isn't satire, but the truth, maybe Buzz clik is afraid of competition.
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Re: Buzz Clik tries his hand at satire, falls flat
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2008, 03:29:22 PM »
So he wants the cops to do what without evidence to show why he is busting their chops over this?
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Re: Buzz Clik tries his hand at satire, falls flat
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2008, 03:40:55 PM »
Afraid it was too poorly-crafted for me to make the "Muslim" connection on it.  People without feet would scream "Lame!" if they read that.
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Re: Buzz Clik tries his hand at satire, falls flat
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2008, 03:42:47 PM »
Ah, the on-going discussions at DU of "Obama's not being progressive enough" vs. "Sit down and shut up, he's not even in office yet."  The threads overall have been very boring, which is why this forum at CC hasn't been dragging them over here.  This forum has been slow as of late, and I don't think it's because frank is away, but rather because the threads at the DUmp are retreads of each other.

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Re: Buzz Clik tries his hand at satire, falls flat
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2008, 03:55:06 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 05, 2008, 03:51:08 PM
Good ol' Buzzy.

Proof that brain cells don't grow back.

I don't know that he had any brain cells to begin with.
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