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Offline Chris_

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No MILFS Allowed
« on: December 04, 2008, 09:08:38 PM »
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A group mothers and daughters on a reunion night out were left stunned after all the parents were barred from entering a pub because they were too old.

To make matters worse, bouncers at the bar told the women their children would be allowed in because they were under the age of 35.

The party of friends, which included civil servants, teachers, bank officials, a police officer and a journalist, had met at the weekend for a meal before going on to the Leeds Courtyard Bar for a drink.

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Re: No MILFS Allowed
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 09:10:35 PM »
I smell a lawsuit........
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Re: No MILFS Allowed
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 09:45:10 PM »
I'd say they weren't MILFs if they weren't allowed in. 




Did I really just say that?!?   :p

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Re: No MILFS Allowed
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 09:48:50 PM »
I'd say they weren't MILFs if they weren't allowed in. 




Did I really just say that?!?   :p

Yes, I cannot imagine any bar not allowing the lovely BEG in.   :naughty:
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Re: No MILFS Allowed
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 09:53:36 PM »
Yes, I cannot imagine any bar not allowing the lovely BEG in.   :naughty:

You know it.  :tongue:


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Re: No MILFS Allowed
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 09:54:54 PM »

:cheersmate: So what does BEG look for... when deciding MILF potential labeling  :uhsure:



I don't look for MILFs...I just am.   :naughty:   :hyper:

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Re: No MILFS Allowed
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 09:59:56 PM »
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'Needless to say, for half of us it ruined what had started out as a wonderful evening.’


Whoa!??

Does that mean the younger ladies went in without the rest of the party??? (for shame if so)
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Re: No MILFS Allowed
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2008, 07:19:15 PM »
Well it was the UK, that explains everything.

I wonder if anyone has informed Camilla....  :uhsure:
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Re: No MILFS Allowed
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2008, 11:27:27 PM »
Well it was the UK, that explains everything.

I wonder if anyone has informed Camilla....  :uhsure:

She was discussed in that other thread......













The one about the guy having sex with a horse.  :bolt:

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Re: No MILFS Allowed
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2008, 02:13:31 PM »
I'd say they weren't MILFs if they weren't allowed in. 




Did I really just say that?!?   :p
Surprised the hell out of me...
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