Are they related to ninja lawyers?
Why is it one never sees these warriors in the "real" world? I would love to meet this guy while walking down the street with my son. See, he really DOES have a 2nd degree black belt in Ninjitsu, a black belt in Jiu Jitsu, Karate and Iaido. Of course, he would never tell you that himself. I do because I'm his mother...one of the perks of giving birth is bragging rights (so is saving naked baby pictures to blackmail with). Still, a real, dedicated Martial Artist never brags (especially to an anonymous audience) about one's skills.
Granted, we're dealing with a super-human here...warrior, intellectual and all around know-it-all. The kind of guy who never misses an opportunity to tell everyone just how smart he is. The kind who has to invite himself to the office party because no one really wants him there. The guy seems to think he's the Gracie's long lost cousin, The Amazing Kreskin Gracie...with a bit of an Einstein complex thrown in just for good measure.
Cindie