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Offline bijou

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130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« on: December 04, 2008, 12:42:47 PM »
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A magazine has asked beachcombers to keep a sharp eye out for inflatable breasts after 130,000 went missing en route to Sydney.
Men's magazine Ralph had intended to distribute the toys free with its January issue.

It said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 01:01:07 PM »
Sounds like some boob on the cargo ship messed up and let the container fall overboard.
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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 03:41:11 PM »
Full container leaves port....empty one arrives. Gee I wonder who's suspected?
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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 05:00:06 PM »
There's going to be a LOT of dissapointed cross dressers Down Under. :(
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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 05:09:17 PM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on December 04, 2008, 01:01:07 PM
Sounds like some boob on the cargo ship messed up and let the container fall overboard.
...probably will be strapped for excuses too.  I guess he could blame it on poor mammary.
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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 05:25:37 PM »
Well that shipment went tits up huh?
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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 05:42:55 PM »
I bet someone feels like a booby...
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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 05:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Randy on December 04, 2008, 03:41:11 PM
Full container leaves port....empty one arrives. Gee I wonder who's suspected?

Rangoons transvestite pirates?

This thread can only lead to trouble. Tatas for now.
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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 07:06:27 PM »
I have this mental image of all the whales, dolphins and porpoises in that part of the world swimming around with fake boobs now. And for obvious reasons it wouldnt be fish wearing them.
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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 07:10:23 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 04, 2008, 05:56:00 PM
My boobies lie over the ocean
My boobies lie over the sea
My boobies lie over the ocean
Oh bring back my boobies to me

**groan** Oh, that is so bad!!   :bawl:

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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2008, 09:17:20 PM »
By George I think I've got it!!!

it was TiT and his seal team that liberated the boobies in some nefarious tit for tat underworld trade.
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Re: 130,000 inflatable breasts lost at sea
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2008, 09:21:49 PM »
Quote from: Randy on December 04, 2008, 09:17:20 PM
By George I think I've got it!!!

it was TiT and his seal team that liberated the boobies in some nefarious tit for tat underworld trade.

That's worth a H5.  :lmao:
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