TiT Bouncy 12/2/08

[Ralph Wiggum]

TomInTib (1000+ posts)
Tue Dec-02-08 09:13 PM
Original message
"Liberalism is a Mental Disorder" (And, me, without my camera)
   
Nina and I were in Heyward today and pulled up behind one of the most decrepit trucks (if you want to call a Chevy L'uv a "truck") I have ever seen.

Totally sprung, the rear fenders were almost on the tires. Home-made pipe rack with rotted stakes. What paint was on the truck was white. The bed was full of tree branches and various detritus that looked as if had been there for months. Lying on this crap was a chain saw with a totally rusted chain.

In lieu of a long-gone tailgate was a ratty-ass, irregular plywood panel holding the whole mess in the bed.

On which was scrawled in classic "Get a Brain, Morans" script was 'Liberalism is a Mental Disorder'.

I told Nina to pull up next to him at the light.

Behind the wheel was a guy who appeared to be an escapee from the Oakland Zoo Primate House.

So I reached over and knocked on his window (one advantage of wearing a 38" sleeve).

"Well, it looks as if Conservatism has paid off really well for you, Hot Rod."

(Primate House Escapee blinks thrice)

"**** you, Hippie."

If I could have gotten a picture or two, I would have forced myself to learn how to post pics on DU.

 

BeFree  (1000+ posts)
Tue Dec-02-08 09:42 PM
Response to Original message
8. He just has a different idea...
   
... of what it means to be liberal. Certainly your example of 'liberalism' could make him be the way he appears to be. And he may just love ****ing with hippies. Heck, he's practically famous now because of you! I mean, I'd a never even heard the first thing about him 'cepting for you.

TomInTib (1000+ posts)
Tue Dec-02-08 09:48 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. Years ago, I was paid handsomely to make people (and products) famous.
   
Maybe I should have been nicer to the idiot.

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[djones520]

There are few people in this world that I'd say this over, but I'll honestly be glad when TiT finally drinks himself into a coma.

[Chris]

A ratty, rustbucket LUV?  It beats taking the bus...

[Odin's Hand]

Too bad "Castle Laws" don't extend to personal vehicles in CA like they do in TX.

[Traveshamockery]

TomInTib (1000+ posts)
Tue Dec-02-08 09:48 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. Years ago, I was paid handsomely to make people (and products) famous.
   
Maybe I should have been nicer to the idiot.

What job did he have where he was "paid handsomely to make people (and products) famous."

[AllosaursRus]

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TiTBoy has no idea how much I dream of his "38" sleeves knocking on the window of my 1 ton!

[Rebel]

I think we've all seen that ****in' moron Tom, and a 3 foot, 2 inch reach isn't something in his "grasp".

Seems all of his little "escapades" happen when there's no camera around.

Hey, lurking DUmmies, THIS is why you're a f'n joke. None of you idiots can counter this moron with his lies?

[AllosaursRus]

TiT Boy likes to toot his own horn. I deal with boys every day that have muscles in their shit! TommyBoy sure as hell don't fit that bill. Anyone want to try and explain to TiTLess when you drink the way he does your muscles dissapear!

I'd stomp a mudpuddle in his ass within 30 seconds, and I'll bet we're damn near the same age!

[BamaMoose]

He's so far out of touch with reality, maybe he figures wearing a 38" sleeve gets him that much closer to it.  Too bad his hands barely pass the elbows.

[Chris_]

He's so far out of touch with reality, maybe he figures wearing a 38" sleeve gets him that much closer to it.  Too bad his hands barely pass the elbows.

I don't mind inventive lies. TiT has learned that he doesn't even have to be plausible.  Even when he is busted (2 hours from post to jamming with Van Morrison and back to posting) he just sticks his dick out there and defies anyone to say how small it is.

Someday a REAL Marine/Army/AF/Navy/CG real man (or woman) will find him in his little mall shop and beat the shit out of him for his stealing valor.  I hope the result is him being a vegetable (which would be an intelligent jump from his current state).

And I don't take it back.  If TiT were to die, I would piss and then dance on his grave (and from L.A. it is only a few hours).

[BamaMoose]

I don't mind inventive lies. TiT has learned that he doesn't even have to be plausible.  Even when he is busted (2 hours from post to jammiI hope he ends up a bng with Van Morrison and back to posting) he just sticks his dick out there and defies anyone to say how small it is.

Someday a REAL Marine/Army/AF/Navy/CG real man (or woman) will find him in his little mall shop and beat the shit out of him for his stealing valor.  I hope the result is him being a vegetable (which would be an intelligent jump from his current state).

And I don't take it back.  If TiT were to die, I would piss and then dance on his grave (and from L.A. it is only a few hours).

No need to apologize.  I don't know if he truly is trying to pass his bull off as real or is just jerking the DUmmies along or has some sort of mental problem.  But he deserves what he gets for disrespected the Uniformed Branches the way he has.

[Chris_]

38" sleeves, knuckle dragger, eh?

[LC EFA]

38" sleeves, knuckle dragger, eh?

It's called a wrap-around-coat, or a straight-jacket.

[lizard]

I knew it was a bouncy when he said he saw a Chevy Luv on the road.     Who has seen one of those piles of junk on the highway in the last 15 years?    

[Chris_]

I knew it was a bouncy when he said he saw a Chevy Luv on the road.   :fuelfire:  Who has seen one of those piles of junk on the highway in the last 15 years?   :p 

I had a really cool dark blue Luv in the early 80s -- the had gasket blew (remember aluminum heads folks?) and that was that.  Looked good, tho.

[TheSarge]

I knew it was a bouncy when he said he saw a Chevy Luv on the road.     Who has seen one of those piles of junk on the highway in the last 15 years?    

I think what TiT did in reality was just describe to everyone what he drives to work every day.

Only to make the story sound better and to impress the DUmmies he projected his own rambling wreck onto a Republican.

That bumper sticker was actually an "Impeach Bush" or "Hope and Change" sticker.

Nina = the name on the inflatable sex doll box TiT was taking home.

The knock on the window was by someone who didn't vote for The Rookie...laughing and asking TiT how that whole "Hope and Change" thing was working for him.

[lizard]

I had a really cool dark blue Luv in the early 80s -- the had gasket blew (remember aluminum heads folks?) and that was that.  Looked good, tho.

  We had one back in the early 80's too.  The body rusted away before the running gear went bad.  We used it to sell jobs (measure, prices, estimates etc) for my hubby's contracting company.  Less than 2 months after buying it, one of the workers backed a dump truck by it while the door was open - you can guess what happened - door ripped off.  The Luv suffered before we sold it for someone to use the motor out of, by that time it had been rolled out to the edge of the woods at the old farm house for a couple of years.

[Wineslob]

I think what TiT did in reality was just describe to everyone what he drives to work every day.

Only to make the story sound better and to impress the DUmmies he projected his own rambling wreck onto a Republican.

That bumper sticker was actually an "Impeach Bush" or "Hope for Change" sticker.

Nina = the name on the inflatable sex doll box TiT was taking home.

The knock on the window was by someone who didn't vote for The Rookie...laughing and asking TiT how that whole "Hope for Change" thing was working for him.

fixed for "content" 

 

[Splashdown]

I'm confused. Was the woman he was driving with the supermodel, or Van Morrison's daughter, or Beverly D'Angelo?

Am I missing someone?

[NHSparky]

38 inch sleeves times two, plus chest width, would have a reach of at least 90 inches, which, if he isn't a six-foot tall gibbon, would certainly make him stand out like a turd in a punchbowl.  NOT a good thing when trying to sneak around the jungle and point guns in the faces of sitting Senators.

OTOH, it wouldn't be hard for him to pick his ass AND his nose at the same time, with the same hand.

[AllosaursRus]

38 inch sleeves times two, plus chest width, would have a reach of at least 90 inches, which, if he isn't a six-foot tall gibbon, would certainly make him stand out like a turd in a punchbowl.  NOT a good thing when trying to sneak around the jungle and point guns in the faces of sitting Senators.

OTOH, it wouldn't be hard for him to pick his ass AND his nose at the same time, with the same hand.

I'm 6'1", and have pretty large hands and my reach is only 35. This guy is in fantasie land!

[Ralph Wiggum]

I'm 6'1", and have pretty large hands and my reach is only 35. This guy is in fantasie land!

Yeah, I'm 6'2" and dress shirts measure at 34/35.

Of course TiT lives in fantasy land, but at least he's an entertaining liar.

[overlord]

Just after the election I put a Palin/Jindel 2012 bumper sticker on my car just to see what kind of reactions I would get.  So far...nothing   Not even a nibble.  Maybe I'm just not oozing enough repukeness out of my pores or something.  Or, maybe..just maybe the primitives are just full of shit.

[Airwolf]

What job did he have where he was "paid handsomely to make people (and products) famous."

Spokesperson for Preperation H .

[Airwolf]

I don't mind inventive lies. TiT has learned that he doesn't even have to be plausible.  Even when he is busted (2 hours from post to jamming with Van Morrison and back to posting) he just sticks his dick out there and defies anyone to say how small it is.

Someday a REAL Marine/Army/AF/Navy/CG real man (or woman) will find him in his little mall shop and beat the shit out of him for his stealing valor.  I hope the result is him being a vegetable (which would be an intelligent jump from his current state).

And I don't take it back.  If TiT were to die, I would piss and then dance on his grave (and from L.A. it is only a few hours).

Name the date. I'd love to join in if I can make it.