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Offline thundley4

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Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« on: December 02, 2008, 09:30:49 PM »

Calico, a 23-year-old horse who was the victim of a sex attack by Leeroy Phillip Le Gallais
NOT Florida

Idiots they give the name of the horse and then try to hide it's identity. :rotf:

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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 09:39:54 PM »
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He told the court: "I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse."

Le Gallais said his second attack came after he ate in a restaurant and drank a few glasses of red wine before visiting a bar.

He had intended to go home but ended up at the stable where he 'played around' with the horse.

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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2008, 12:52:54 AM »
Poor horsey...at least it didn't happen in Florida....here, they have sex with the alligators.... :whatever:
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2008, 06:55:44 AM »
If horses didn't go around half-nekkid that sort of thing wouldn't happen.   :fuelfire:   :whatever:


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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2008, 07:17:53 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on December 03, 2008, 06:55:44 AM
If horses didn't go around half-nekkid that sort of thing wouldn't happen.   :fuelfire:   :whatever:


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Wonder why he didn't just say, "I thought it was my wife's hairy butt." :fuelfire:
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2008, 07:24:39 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 03, 2008, 07:17:53 AM
Wonder why he didn't just say, "I thought it was my wife's hairy butt." :fuelfire:
Heh, if he was in Taxachusetts, that horse could BE his wife.   :fuelfire:
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2008, 07:47:49 AM »
Where's the ACLU?  Shouldn't they be defending this man's right to have sex with whomever or whatever he pleases?
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2008, 08:01:21 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on December 03, 2008, 07:47:49 AM
Where's the ACLU?  Shouldn't they be defending this man's right to have sex with whomever or whatever he pleases?
They'd have to fight it out with the PETA folks.

Moonbat fight!
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2008, 08:20:47 AM »
Was he pitching or catching?

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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 10:19:57 AM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on December 03, 2008, 08:20:47 AM
Was he pitching or catching?


Uh...the last guy who caught.....well lets just say it ended badly for him :uhsure:http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html :o
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2008, 11:12:30 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 04, 2008, 10:19:57 AM
Uh...the last guy who caught.....well lets just say it ended badly for him :uhsure:http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html :o

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King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.

Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.

But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.[quote/] 

WTF? There are groups out there sharing the experience?   :rotf:
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2008, 11:20:23 AM »
This guy got off lucky.

I remember a couple of years ago there was a story of a "guy" outside of Seattle who died trying this at a special "Sex with animals" farm.

Seems he ruptured something critical when he tried to take the horse's mmm-hmmm up his tender pink oh-hoooo.  Poor bastard bled to death while the "farm's" owners tried to make sure things didn't look too incriminating when the authorities and medics arived.

Edit: looks like TTTL and thundley beat me to this: Sick minds and all that.
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 11:28:06 AM »
As long as we're beating this dead horse....


Locally, there was a case of a guy who was caught...um, doing a sheep.

Not that unusual, you say?


The sheep was part of a local live NATIVITY SCENE.


Talk about an express ticket to hell.
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2008, 12:35:32 PM »
I'm glad this outbreak of illegality has been reined in.
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2008, 02:40:45 PM »
People really should quit horsing around. :rimshot:
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2008, 02:52:51 PM »
The mane idea is when you have a horse by the tail, you should latigo.
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2008, 03:18:25 PM »
Cut the guy some slack, he admitted he was drunk and that it was a SPUR of the moment thing.
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2008, 03:35:19 PM »
I'm pretty sure he was hurt so bad he couldn't even hoof his 'nads over to the hospital.
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2008, 04:21:30 PM »
This is a very sorry tail indeed. :(
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2008, 04:57:16 PM »
Quote from: bijou on December 04, 2008, 04:21:30 PM
This is a very sorry tail indeed. :(
I don't feel sorry for him...not one bit. 
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Re: Man jailed for having sex with a horse
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2008, 07:27:05 PM »
When asked what he thought about it, the horse had only this to say:



No sir, I didn't like it.
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