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Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« on: December 02, 2008, 02:17:07 PM »
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3106520.html

 
 
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Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra

An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

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I'd have thought she would call animal control myself.


 
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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 02:51:21 PM »
Makes you wonder just how much "love" the old boy had considering  "it" scared the crap out of his wife!   :rotf:
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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 03:14:36 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 02, 2008, 02:57:01 PM
A priapism is a terrible thing to waste.

Yeah............can I have his leftovers?
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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 03:58:47 PM »
I'd be upset if I had an 82 year old hangdown flyin' at me, that's for sure.  lol 
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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 03:59:49 PM »
Assault with a Dinky Weapon?
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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 04:38:32 PM »
"If you use the word "hangdown"..........you might be a redneck."    :lmao: :rotf:




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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 04:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on December 02, 2008, 04:38:32 PM
"If you use the word "hangdown"..........you might be a redneck."    :lmao: :rotf:




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Man way to ruin the moment.  lol 
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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2008, 07:45:33 PM »
Assault with a dead weapon?
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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2008, 08:58:29 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on December 02, 2008, 07:45:33 PM
Assault with a dead weapon?


Sounds more like a reanimated AKA Zombie weapon :-)
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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2008, 11:19:24 AM »
Quote from: Vonne on December 02, 2008, 09:56:17 PM
That could easily be misread... quite disturbingly... :o


It was.
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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2008, 11:46:52 AM »
Rigor mortis was setting in. :-)
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Re: Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 02:01:00 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on December 02, 2008, 03:58:47 PM
I'd be upset if I had an 82 year old hangdown flyin' at me, that's for sure.  lol 

Yeh, I don' think it was exactly hangin' down, seems that was the problem.  Maybe she forgot what it looked like since the last time it was starin' at her.

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