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Offline Miss Mia

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #75 on: November 29, 2008, 07:38:22 PM »
Agreed :)  lol  we both got screwed.  And not in the happy fun way.   :evillaugh:

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #76 on: November 29, 2008, 07:39:50 PM »
Now I need a beer.



LOL!

we need to hit up h-dink's next week and get our cards punched.  lol

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #77 on: November 29, 2008, 07:45:08 PM »
Technically, you're a butthole.  There is a difference.  It's a fine line.

I fell on the floor laughing.  am I the ONLY one that gets Undie's humor?


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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #78 on: November 29, 2008, 08:08:44 PM »
One can never have enough polls. I love the American Idol/Survivor mentality around here these days.

Refreshing and intellectual.  :-)

Oh I know, I must have lost my ha ha somewhere along the line.  :evillaugh:

Someone is Sooooooooo getting voted off the island!  :tongue: :fuelfire: :tongue:




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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #79 on: November 29, 2008, 08:59:52 PM »
Someone is Sooooooooo getting voted off the island!  :tongue: :fuelfire: :tongue:

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #80 on: November 30, 2008, 01:20:19 AM »
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #81 on: November 30, 2008, 01:25:32 AM »
we have got to attract a group of people that are easier to offend.  :uhsure:


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You can always send another invite over to the libs at NU.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST ******* in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #82 on: November 30, 2008, 07:28:06 AM »
:popcorn:


Wow, Sparky and I are slipping we weren't mentioned first on the list.    I promise to work harder.




We were thinking the same thing, lurker--of course, if we went over to SCC, I'd win that one in a walk.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #83 on: November 30, 2008, 07:31:32 AM »
Because peeping through open windows is way easier ;)  

Actually, I just install a webcam with a wireless transmitter.  This one works quite well...

I think...

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #84 on: November 30, 2008, 07:32:59 AM »
A peep a day keeps the doctor away.  Or so I've heard.  lol  ;) 

Really?  Got your webcam on then?
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #85 on: November 30, 2008, 08:40:57 AM »
WOOOHOOOO I didn't make the.....uh

Wow they haven't found out ye....

uh I mean, huh maybe I am a nice guy after all.

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #86 on: November 30, 2008, 08:47:46 AM »
Really?  Got your webcam on then?
Someone mention peeps?

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #87 on: November 30, 2008, 08:51:06 AM »
PEEP SHOW!!!  Wo0T!!!11!
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #88 on: November 30, 2008, 06:30:37 PM »
I vote for the rabbit hater, and his fleshlight
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #89 on: November 30, 2008, 06:41:58 PM »
It's good to see that I am "loved"   :-) ...... But seriously, only 24 people have voted ??

WTF ?!?!?!?!    :loser:
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #90 on: November 30, 2008, 08:32:24 PM »
It's good to see that I am "loved"   :-) ...... But seriously, only 24 people have voted ??

WTF ?!?!?!?!    :loser:

I voted for you.  Nothing personal.  I took the question literal.  I figure, out of all the choices, turds would slide easily through you.  Big asshole.  Genetic, maybe.

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #91 on: November 30, 2008, 08:47:31 PM »
It's good to see that I am "loved"   :-) ...... But seriously, only 24 people have voted ??

WTF ?!?!?!?!    :loser:
I am still trying to figure out how TNO rates -- he doesn't even post.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #92 on: November 30, 2008, 11:00:21 PM »
I voted for you.  Nothing personal.  I took the question literal.  I figure, out of all the choices, turds would slide easily through you.  Big asshole.  Genetic, maybe.

That's a story for another time, Undies.......
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #93 on: December 01, 2008, 01:44:25 AM »
Technically, you're a butthole.  There is a difference.  It's a fine line.

Now that there's funny! I don't care who ya are!!!!!
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #94 on: December 01, 2008, 09:09:01 AM »
I voted for you.  Nothing personal.  I took the question literal.  I figure, out of all the choices, turds would slide easily through you.  Big asshole.  Genetic, maybe.

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #95 on: December 01, 2008, 05:31:49 PM »
Just a little helpful hint for the eventual winner.



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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #96 on: December 01, 2008, 05:44:13 PM »
Given my ratio of Hi-5's to BS's, I'm surprised that I'm not even in consideration for pimple on the butt of the Biggest Asshole award...

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #97 on: December 01, 2008, 05:48:39 PM »
Given my ratio of Hi-5's to BS's, I'm surprised that I'm not even in consideration for pimple on the butt of the Biggest Asshole award...

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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #98 on: March 22, 2012, 05:33:59 PM »
Oh my.

One wonders why primitives are reading this ancient thread.
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Re: Who is the BIGGEST asshole in the Conservative Cave??
« Reply #99 on: March 22, 2012, 06:57:14 PM »
Oh my indeed. One would think they are looking for wisdom or something :-)
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