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Offline Chris_

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Another Thanksgiving Bouncy
« on: November 28, 2008, 08:49:17 AM »
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applexcore (432 posts)        Thu Nov-27-08 08:30 PM
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Well...I finally snapped during the Thanksgiving dinner 
Edited on Thu Nov-27-08 09:02 PM by applexcore
Had a shit load of family over at the grandparents' house today-- somewhere around 30 people. I already don't like being around a lot of people, especially when some are certain members of my family. I'm completely different than most of them. They're those crazy fundies and 'compassionate conservatives'. So for that very reason, I try not to bring up politics. Unfortunately, my cousin and her Dad's longtime girlfriend decided it would be a good idea.

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Anyways, it started with Obama jokes, and each time, I would catch them glancing at me with some stupid smirk on their faces. I knew they were trying to get a rise out of me, but little did they know I had already gotten into my secret stash of a half gallon of Patron earlier in the day, and at that point I really didn't care what came out of my mouth. I initially shrugged it off, I didn't want to cause a scene at a nice dinner. Until...BINGO! Someone dropped the N-word! It was Mary, and I decided that it was a good time to embarrass the hell out of this woman in front of everyone. Heres how it went down:

Mary: Blah blah blah, N-word.

(pause)

Me: So Mary, you going to church on Sunday?

(Her face lights up--she thinks I want to go with her)

Mary: Of course! Why, you wanna go with me?

Me: No, I was just wondering if you really were that big of a ****ing hypocrite.

Mary: Uhh

Me: I can see it now, using the word n****r today and praising the Lord with all your heart Sunday.

(Her facial expression does a complete 180--people like this really can't stand it when you use the Bible against them)

Me: You might want to pray a little harder this Sunday though, talking about God's children like that.

Mary: I..I..I..

Me: I figure you'll be on the first bus to hell with all that hate.

 
Score it if you will, I won't bother. It bounced too high up before I could score it.
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Re: Another Thanksgiving Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2008, 09:20:44 AM »
Wow.  The projection of hate is off the charts . . .  :o
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Re: Another Thanksgiving Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 10:06:46 AM »
I've never seen Patron in half gallon bottles....
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Re: Another Thanksgiving Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 11:35:05 AM »
Half a bong.  No conversion, but was on the way there.
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Re: Another Thanksgiving Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 12:21:49 PM »
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Re: Another Thanksgiving Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 12:31:03 PM »
1 bong for the public callout.

Next time, DUmmy, throw in a "Where is your God now?!", "Gotcha, fundy!" or "they tried to douse me with holy water, which stung a bit, but, I just shook it off and continued on my explitive-laced tirade".
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Re: Another Thanksgiving Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 01:09:36 PM »
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Me: I can see it now, using the word n****r today and praising the Lord with all your heart Sunday.

(Her facial expression does a complete 180--people like this really can't stand it when you use the Bible against them)

Me: You might want to pray a little harder this Sunday though, talking about God's children like that.

Mary: I..I..I..

Me: I figure you'll be on the first bus to hell with all that hate.

Even if this story were true can someone tell me what commandment is violated? Hell, she'd even be exercising her first amendment right of free speech so her comment would be tacky but consitutional.

What I suspect happened: "Mary" made a joke about one of the Barakstar's messianic promises and the little fruit bat came unglued and started screaming and foaming at the mouth until one of her cousins whacked her on the head with a tennis racket, and carried her outside with the other vermin where she belongs.

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Re: Another Thanksgiving Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 05:16:33 PM »
I cant give it any more than one bong. Lame conversation (which was the DUmmie projecting his hate more than anything else).
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