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Offline franksolich

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primitives try hand at writing Japanese poetry
« on: November 26, 2008, 09:00:48 AM »
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Well, actually it's better than anything the Bostonian Drunkard or the American Nana primitive ever wrote.

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Joanne98  (1000+ posts)      Mon Nov-24-08 07:13 PM
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Bankruptcy Haiku

Bill enjoys writing haiku as a release from the pressures of the bankruptcy law world. In keeping with the tradition of the great zen bankruptcy masters, please feel free to add to the chain by writing your own haiku in the comments section below.

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To write all weekend

But convey nothing. ‘Tis my

Disclosure statement

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Consumers suffer

But my main worry: How to

pronounce BAPCPA?

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Many times I hear

“Yes, I’m in bankruptcy.”

The joke grows old

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Indignation and

Litigation all for two

Cents on the dollar

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Soaring overhead

They gather in Bowling Green

To tear at the meat

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http://bankruptcybill.wordpress.com/bankruptcy-haiku/
 

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Nov-24-08 07:23 PM
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1. This can get addictive.

Corporate frenzy
Bosses stuffing their pockets
Workers only stuffed.

Stockholders get stiffed
Bosses get fat bonuses
Business as always

I made an oopsie!
Uncle Sugar save me now!
Screw the little folks.

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maryf  (535 posts)        Mon Nov-24-08 07:28 PM
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2. Old news

Some people forget
That economic crises
aren't news for the poor

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bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-25-08 01:30 PM
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7. EXCELLENT! We're forgotten in the good times, and pushed aside in the bad times!

Bad news is no news for us.

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valerief  (1000+ posts)        Mon Nov-24-08 08:03 PM
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3. Poppy's legacy

While empires crumble
Those Poppy sales break records
In Afghanistan

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BerryBush  (1000+ posts)        Mon Nov-24-08 09:38 PM
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4. Here's mine...

Welfare? They give it
happily to bail out banks.
People? Not so much.

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tama (1000+ posts)     Tue Nov-25-08 04:57 AM
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5. personal responsibility

All your bases are
belong to us, belonging
to the allmighty. You.

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demnan  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-25-08 09:42 AM
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6. Mine

I've been Bushwacked
once again
screw the Republicans

Anybody want to try their hand?

I'm not too keen on poetry or Japanese stuff.
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Re: primitives try hand at writing Japanese poetry
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2008, 10:18:49 AM »
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BerryBush  (1000+ posts)        Mon Nov-24-08 09:38 PM
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4. Here's mine...

Welfare? They give it
happily to bail out banks.
People? Not so much.

DUmmies/primitives:
society's leeches.
The dregs of humanity.

OR...

Magnificent desolation
within the DUmmie skull.
Where's the brain?
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Re: primitives try hand at writing Japanese poetry
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2008, 10:36:06 AM »
Damn, you're good, ChuckJ, sir.

Poetry's way out of the capabilities of this skull.
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Re: primitives try hand at writing Japanese poetry
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2008, 10:47:32 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 26, 2008, 10:36:06 AM
Damn, you're good, ChuckJ, sir.

Poetry's way out of the capabilities of this skull.

Thanks frank. What little ability I have in that area is due in small part to Odor Eaters and a fascination with Poe's "The Raven" and Frost's "Nothing Gold Can Stay"
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Re: primitives try hand at writing Japanese poetry
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2008, 10:49:02 AM »
Out of the bushes
The cop did jump out at me
It really happened
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Re: primitives try hand at writing Japanese poetry
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2008, 11:23:46 AM »
"Ode to Joanne98"

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Awh hell, Screw you
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Re: primitives try hand at writing Japanese poetry
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2008, 01:39:00 PM »
Small minded creatures,
They get so full of themselves,
When not full of hate.
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