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Offline Servonaut

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Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« on: November 25, 2008, 11:07:09 AM »
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/us_world/Coulter-Quieted.html

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Coulter Quieted
 
Wired-shut jaw silences talking head
By David Hogarty

Updated 10:21 AM EST, Tue, Nov 25, 2008

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Ann Coulter's jaw has reportedly been wired shut.

 Best-selling author and political commentator, Ann Coulter, has been silenced. Not by critics, but reportedly by a busted jaw.

The New York Post's Page Six reports that "although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reactionary broke her jaw and that the mouth that roared has been wired shut."

Rarely short of opinions to voice, Coulter has many fans on the political right and has earned the ire of leftists, whom she openly disdains. Here are some of Coulter's gems of wisdom, the likes of which we may have to live without in coming weeks.


"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream,
it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen."

"I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the word faggot."

"I'm more of a man than any liberal."

"Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole."

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

"The swing voters -- I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical principles. You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster."

These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them. ... I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much ... the Democrat ratpack gals endorsed John Kerry for president ... cutting campaign commercials... how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy."

It's unclear how Coulter's jaw was broken.


The DUmp monkeys are gonna go ape shit when they find out.

Heal up fast Ann.   



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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 11:11:55 AM »
I love this one! :lmao:
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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 11:29:33 AM »
Well, it goes without saying that her keyboard does most of her talking. And she doesn't need an unwired jaw to speak that way.
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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 03:21:26 PM »
Quote from: Servonaut on November 25, 2008, 11:07:09 AM
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/us_world/Coulter-Quieted.html


The DUmp monkeys are gonna go ape shit when they find out.

Heal up fast Ann.   






They are going to be insufferable..... :whatever:
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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 03:52:12 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 25, 2008, 11:29:33 AM
Well, it goes without saying that her keyboard does most of her talking. And she doesn't need an unwired jaw to speak that way.
The reality of this is that even with her jaw wired shut, Coulter can still debate and destroy each and every liberal piece of shit belief talking points.
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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 03:56:36 PM »
She probably broke it biting into an apple -- that girl is so stick skinny, her bones probably snapped like a twig.

I love Ann and hope she heals quickly and without pain. 

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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 05:32:32 PM »
Note pad and magic marker. She'd still kick Alan Colmes ass or any other lib.
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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 08:10:56 PM »
Oh I can just see the jokes coming for this one..but unfortunately for the libtards, Ann's best work is her writing...her column breaks through any bullshit with fierce wit and smarts.  She doesn't need to speak to dice them up.
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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 08:15:54 PM »
Well, I wish her a speedy recovery.  That has to be painful.
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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2008, 08:22:23 PM »
http://www.stoptheaclu.com/archives/2008/11/25/left-celebrate-ann-coulters-broken-jaw/

Miserable people celebrating misery.
Quote from: PatriotGame on November 25, 2008, 03:52:12 PM
The reality of this is that even with her jaw wired shut, Coulter can still debate and destroy each and every liberal piece of shit belief talking points.

Exactly. It would have been better for them if Ann had broken her right wrist as well. She wrote:

http://www.drudgereport.com/flashacg.htm

that already.
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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2008, 09:11:43 PM »
The DUmpmonkeys are celebrating her injury as we post......



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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2008, 09:33:05 PM »
Quote from: Thor on November 25, 2008, 09:11:43 PM
The DUmpmonkeys are celebrating her injury as we post......



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4533274

I saw that.  Very sad that anyone would celebrate anyone's misfortune. 
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Re: Ann Coulter breaks jaw
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2008, 10:52:48 PM »
I hate to disappoint those poor pitiful Dummies.....but Ann will have no trouble talking.

Having broken my own in 3 places.....one was a compound fracture and wired shut for 9 weeks (one place is still wired together 40+ years later)....it is quite easy to talk.

Eating, throwing up, coughing, and especially sneezing....are not only extremely difficult....but unbelievably painful.

To mock someone's physical misfortune is quite juvenile and pathetic. Oh....I guess I just described a dummie... :thatsright:
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