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Offline NHSparky

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Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« on: November 25, 2008, 10:11:03 AM »
Miss Mia and Sweet Dee are acting as my muses today:

"Are you tired?  Cause you've been running through my mind all day."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket?  Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants."

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

"Do you work for UPS?  Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package."
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 10:13:36 AM »
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 10:26:10 AM »

does someone have a bucket? 'cause I totally have to puke. :-)
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Offline Zeus

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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 10:31:03 AM »
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 11:05:49 AM »
I really heard this one used by a good ole boy once......and it worked.

"Red. You're the best looking thing I ever seen. I'd pay $10 to just to hear you pee in a tin can over the telephone."
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 11:18:37 AM »
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your BedRock.
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 11:21:53 AM »
Overheard in a gay bar:
One fag to another: "Excuse me there big fella but may I push in your stool?"

 :o
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 11:23:04 AM »
"Would you have sex with me if I just avoided the cheesy lines altogether?"
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 11:25:24 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 25, 2008, 11:23:04 AM
"Would you have sex with me if I just avoided the cheesy lines altogether?"

LOL  :lmao:
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2008, 11:25:46 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on November 25, 2008, 11:21:53 AM
Overheard in a gay bar:
One fag to another: "Excuse me there big fella but may I push in your stool?"

 :o

Gross
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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2008, 01:29:17 PM »
That's a nice dress, but you know what would look really good on you?  Me.
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2008, 01:33:27 PM »
"If I told you have a beautiful body would you old it against me?"

“Hey, doll, is this guy boring you? Why don’t you talk to me instead? I’m from a different planet.”
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2008, 01:40:43 PM »
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time. :-)
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2008, 05:28:13 PM »
Quote from: BEG on November 25, 2008, 11:25:46 AM
Gross
I agree - faggotry IS gross.... :naughty:
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2008, 05:49:56 PM »
My buddy used - unsuccessfully:

That sweater looks great on you...but it would look better on my floor.
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Offline Miss Mia

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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2008, 07:06:56 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on November 25, 2008, 10:26:10 AM
does someone have a bucket? 'cause I totally have to puke. :-)


How many girls have you picked up with that????
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2008, 07:18:09 PM »
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2008, 07:40:35 PM »
Hey babe, why are you talking to this loser?  I'm independently wealthy.  Why don't we move this party to my private jet.
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Re: Cheesiest Pickup Lines Ever!
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2008, 08:19:36 PM »
"If you knew what I were thinking....I'd be in jail right now"



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