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Offline Miss Mia

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Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« on: November 23, 2008, 11:37:42 PM »
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Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack

12-year-old charged after deliberately "breaking wind" in class

NOVEMBER 21--A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he "deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class," according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart's Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School, was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that the 4' 11" offender admitted that he "continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers." The boy, whose name was redacted from the police report released today, was turned over to his mother following the arrest. The young perp turned 13 on November 15. (2 pages)
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Re: Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 11:59:57 PM »
You just knew it would take no time for the interweb's to get wind of this.
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Re: Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2008, 01:31:36 PM »
Man, that kid's in a hole lot of trouble.
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Re: Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2008, 01:33:03 PM »
I dunno; this whole incedent stinks to high heaven!
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Re: Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 01:33:44 PM »
Wow a kid farted?  And this makes the news.  Really?!  It's not like he's gonna stop rippin' em out for attention as he gets older!  lol  It just gets worse with age ;)
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Re: Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2008, 01:37:03 PM »
If you think it gets any better when boys turn into men, I could tell you a story about what happened to me when I was in an electrical panel this morning, trying to reterminate wiring when my co-worker outside farted.

But it's just too disgusting to describe.  Needless to say, he thought it was funny as hell as I was screaming, gaging, and eyes watering while I'm trying to screw down a live lead, trying not to breathe.
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Re: Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2008, 02:40:13 PM »
Good to see this story has got an airing in the media.  :-)
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Re: Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2008, 04:02:07 PM »
Wow, I'd hate to be the kid's mother.

Most likely, she'd wind up with the skid marks due to excessive pressure.
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Re: Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2008, 05:47:41 PM »
I dunno, something about this story smells funny to me....
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Re: Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2008, 06:59:44 PM »
I think he is a very astute young student.

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Re: Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2008, 07:12:02 PM »
Think someone will call for a scaling back of the rotation of Beenie Weenies on the School Lunch Menu.
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