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Offline rich_t

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What my wife wants for Christmas
« on: November 23, 2008, 12:45:22 AM »
My wife has been interested in owning a sword for years.  She does not yet have one.

This is what she will be getting this year.

http://www.coldsteel.com/handandahalf.html




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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 12:53:17 AM »
Pretty cool mate  :cheersmate:

I hope she likes it.  I am having it sent to my parents house, so she won't see this one coming.

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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2008, 12:58:40 AM »
Tres cool!  Just be cautious, she hasn't been subtly mentioning the importance of your life insurance policy lately, right?   :uhsure:

Seriously, if that's her passion n' dream, phenomenal present to spoil her with  :cheersmate:

Hell, she already owns a .357 magnum.  She ain't killed me yet.

LOL
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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2008, 01:08:33 AM »
Lucky!!  I need a man who will buy me weapons *sigh*  :)

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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2008, 01:17:03 AM »
Lucky!!  I need a man who will buy me weapons *sigh*  :)


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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2008, 01:19:24 AM »


I'm more the desert eagle kinda gal ;)  hehe 

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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2008, 02:10:34 AM »
So she's armed with a .357 in one hand, a bastard sword in the other, you're obligated to buy her 'hot' leather pants now man!  That's one bodacious bella!  :bow:

I'll put that on the list for next year.  LOL
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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2008, 06:35:59 AM »
Why does my thoughts of sleepwear for men include a steel chasity belt for men?.. :-)
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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2008, 06:41:26 AM »
I almost won a full scale steel (real, not stainless) claymore last month.  It was pretty nice.  A little rusted, and needed a little bit of work, but given that it could actually be sharpened back to a rather deadly instrument it woulda been nifty.  I got a $500 shopping spree instead, so I wasn't to dissapointed.   :-)
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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2008, 09:48:49 AM »
My wife has been interested in owning a sword for years.  She does not yet have one.

This is what she will be getting this year.

http://www.coldsteel.com/handandahalf.html






We assume she doesn't post here.....?
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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2008, 03:12:06 PM »
If you want a Desert Eagle you might as well go all out.



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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2008, 04:50:51 PM »
We assume she doesn't post here.....?


Correct.
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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2008, 05:15:41 PM »
Does she have the matching outfit?

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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2008, 10:08:57 PM »
Does she have the matching outfit?


Not yet.  But I will be working on the rest.

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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2008, 08:39:13 AM »
Speaking of swords, one of my sons returned from Spain last night.  He went to Toledo and picked up a couple of cool swords.  He also got me one for Christmas. 

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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2008, 01:00:30 PM »
If you want a Desert Eagle you might as well go all out.





lol  That's WAY too much for me!  I like the .50 cal 6" barrel.  I'm a simple gal ;)

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Re: What my wife wants for Christmas
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2008, 03:27:57 PM »
lol  That's WAY too much for me!  I like the .50 cal 6" barrel.  I'm a simple gal ;)

Yeah but variety is the spice of life. You have .357 Mag,.44 Mag and .50 AE in that case to choose from.
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