Who is hottest? Jessica Alba or Megan Fox?

[Wretched Excess]

Kate by far, her attitude and wit keep her ahead of her younger cohort.  Plus, have you seen her in Underworld???

wait for the thread, dude.  you are prematurely exclamating.

it will be hard to beat this, though:

[Sweet Dee]

wait for the thread, dude.  you are prematurely exclamating.

it will be hard to beat this, though:

Sometimes premature exclamation happens.  *shrug* 

[Wretched Excess]

Sometimes premature exclamation happens.  *shrug* 

NO THEY DON'T!!11!eleventy!   

[Sweet Dee]

So where is this thread, gosh darn it?   

Should be posted tomorrow, oh impatient one  

[Sweet Dee]

Tis cool, I can go the distance, and hold out till dawn

That'ssssssssss good to know :-P

[NHSparky]

Nope, no double entendres here, boss!

[Sweet Dee]

Nope, no double entendres here, boss!

lol  Some Spock to round out my Saturday.  Awesome

[Sweet Dee]

Wow.  lol

[Sweet Dee]

Sorry for the delay in posting, but when Futurama comes on...

You tie your girlfriend up so she won't bother you?  lol    hehe  Crazy kids these days.

[Sweet Dee]

Well, in college once... we were drunk...

I can't seem to get the knots right if I'm too drunk  

[NHSparky]

I can't seem to get the knots right if I'm too drunk  

Ah, but can you get them undone if you're sober?

[Sweet Dee]

Ah, but can you get them undone if you're sober?

Hopefully not   

[NHSparky]

Ah yes, like the old Erma Bombeck line, "It's been so long since I had sex I forget who gets tied up."

[Sweet Dee]

Ah yes, like the old Erma Bombeck line, "It's been so long since I had sex I forget who gets tied up."

lol   Can I get that on a coffee mug or something?

[Sweet Dee]

Tis okay, I'm teaching a girl how to tie herself up with knots tomorrow... there's room for another 

lol  doesn't tying yourself up defeat the purpose  

[Wretched Excess]

lol  doesn't tying yourself up defeat the purpose  

OK, THAT was hilarious

[Sweet Dee]

OK, THAT was hilarious

Right?!  lol  It's like, geez.  The LEAST you could do is give a girl a good knotjob ya know? 

[NHSparky]

lol  doesn't tying yourself up defeat the purpose  

I dunno--some people may thank you for saving them the work of having to do it themselves.

[Wretched Excess]

Right?!  lol  It's like, geez.  The LEAST you could do is give a girl a good knotjob ya know? 

i just spat beer across the room.

[Sweet Dee]

I dunno--some people may thank you for saving them the work of having to do it themselves.

I figure, if you're not willing to tie it down, you just don't want it bad enough   lol

[Sweet Dee]

i just spat beer across the room.

  hehe

[NHSparky]

So now we learned WE is a spitter, not a swallower.

T.  M.  I.

[Sweet Dee]

So now we learned WE is a spitter, not a swallower.

T.  M.  I.

Sparks you're a little fiesty tonight!!   

[NHSparky]

I'm only here because I HAVE TO BE, otherwise I'd be in bed, sobbing, curled in the fetal position with my dog looking at me as if to say, "You wuss."

[Wretched Excess]

I'm only here because I HAVE TO BE, otherwise I'd be in bed, sobbing, curled in the fetal position with my dog looking at me as if to say, "You wuss."

dog ****er!