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Offline USA4ME

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Women, a little help.
« on: November 20, 2008, 01:48:23 PM »
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Women, a little help.

I think that since repubs dont believe in natural selection, we should use it to rule them out of existence. It might take a hundred years, but what are you really giving up? Women, swear off republicans for mating purposes. Then, maybe, in some far off time, if they are real nice, and bring universal health care with the candy, you might show them just one knee. We could have repubs licking our boots in no time.

This really isnt just a joke. Men's behavior is very driven by what attracts a woman. If being a jerk gets you entitled only to a circle jerk, then you will play nice. All this time, they thought their wallets were sexy. That's where their boorish behavior starts. Gross sense of entitlement. IF the wallet is shown not to work for mating purposes, they WILL change or perish.

Cmon, I can hardly wait for the Faux news anchors to don William Ayres dress and manner. Mothers will beg their sons not to grow up to be republicans{man with cats}! It can work.

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Gman2 wants women to swear off real men in favor of girly-men like him.   :mental:

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I already boycott Republicans

That's why I'm single. Most of the available men seem to be angry suburbanites who are essentially looking for a housekeeper with benefits.

Unfortunately, if American women boycott these assholes, they'll just go to Russia or the Philippines and marry some desperately poor woman who will pretend to be subservient and docile for as long as it takes her to get a green card.

Single, and a real beauty, too, no doubt.  :whatever:

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2. A Republican friend told me once that they had all the guns.

I countered with us having most of the women. Have a nice evening.

I suppose if you count all the fags as women you might have some, but certainly not most.

0 bongs.

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3. Well it astounds me that repubs are saying that their only flaw was that they weren't republican enough!

They don't get. The very things on which the republicans base their mindset are wrong. Free markets without regulation,a teeny federal government that doesn't work, and a Christian only America!

It's bizarre and frankly frightening that they have learned nothing from the Republican rule through which we have just suffered.

It's time that their party give up their irrational unamerican selfish and foolish basis.

Yes, we know you need some gov't agency to hold your hand through life, and that others can be adults and take care of themselves "astounds" weak twits like you.

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5. I hate to say this but I know women who married Republicans because they wanted to improve their economic status. The women themselves remained Dems but they married "up." I'm talking about high paid lawyers, Wall Street investment bankers and hedge fund managers, independently wealthy men, etc. I know it's crazy. And I certainly didn't and wouldn't. But these are not awful, terrible women. They remain loyal to liberal causes, but they are definitely "sleeping with the enemy" as a liberal female buddy of mine says!

Their economic status wasn't all they wanted to improve, that's for certain.

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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2008, 01:52:07 PM »
What's the point of having women when half your men are gay and any pregnancy will end with a visit to Planned Parenthood?
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2008, 02:44:24 PM »
Too bad for you most "Rethugs" are married (all the better to keep our wimmins barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen) and don't actively go looking to add to their STD collection with a DUmmy.



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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2008, 02:48:17 PM »
Out of my league to discuss but have heard ladies themselves say one thing women want is security.
If so then it leaves DUmmies and their dependent on government mindset out of the mix.
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2008, 03:31:14 PM »
Women are kinda hardwired for security, they seem to have had this feeling since back in the day that if they were gonna get incapacitated with a pregnancy or several and crumbsnatchers to chase and protect, whoever helped set 'em up for that better damn' well be dragging in the mastodon steaks (Go figure), and the crumbsnatchers better damn' well have the best genetic material available so they can pick up the slack when the old man slows down.

This DUmmie's plan pretty much pisses into the biological wind, I don't think the Conservatives are in much danger from it.
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 03:44:39 PM »
That would mean swearing off real men who know not only how to treat a woman, but pleasure her as well...no thanks.  :p
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 03:56:18 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on November 20, 2008, 03:44:39 PM
That would mean swearing off real men who know not only how to treat a woman, but pleasure her as well...no thanks.  :p

I'd watch that tongue if I were you!  You might excite some of the womyn over there.
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2008, 04:13:11 PM »
Let the DUmmies have each other. Who in the world wants to live with someone who bitches all the time.
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2008, 04:16:23 PM »
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2. A Republican friend told me once that they had all the guns.

I countered with us having most of the women. Have a nice evening.

But their "womyn" wont reproduce so they are of no use.   :p
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 04:28:06 PM »
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But their "womyn" wont reproduce so they are of no use.   :p

Oh yes they will!  If there's a check in it for them.  The sperm dispensers* they use are irrelevant.


(* like a lotion bottle - just bop them on the head and out it comes (pun intended))
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2008, 05:22:01 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on November 20, 2008, 04:28:06 PM
Oh yes they will!  If there's a check in it for them.  The sperm dispensers* they use are irrelevant.


(* like a lotion bottle - just bop them on the head and out it comes (pun intended))

I don't know about you, but if my wife treated me like that, nothing would come out.
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2008, 05:27:22 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 20, 2008, 04:13:11 PM
Let the DUmmies have each other. Who in the world wants to live with someone who bitches all the time.
...apparently Bubba "drop drawers" Clinton.
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2008, 06:46:02 PM »
What is this, the  :censored: dark ages...women aren't "allowed" to belong to a political party?  We're all supposed to be libtards?   :mental:
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2008, 06:55:34 PM »
Since Dems abort their children, what's the point of this?
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2008, 09:54:25 PM »
These DUmmies basically say they want to bust a man's balls for having an opinion they don't agree with and then complain when the men go seeking women with a better demeanor.  I had a run in with some Moldovan women recently, I'll tell ya, if only i wasn't married.....
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Re: Women, a little help.
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2008, 12:10:37 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on November 20, 2008, 09:54:25 PM
These DUmmies basically say they want to bust a man's balls for having an opinion they don't agree with and then complain when the men go seeking women with a better demeanor.  I had a run in with some Moldovan women recently, I'll tell ya, if only i wasn't married.....

Heh, where I work at the local home improvement center, all the cashiers call me "cupcake".

Apparently because of the way I dress, (pretty much I have to be ready to go to court if I'm called), and my occupation, make me some kind of stud in their eyes. I think they been watchin' too much of "Dog, the Bounty Hunter". Of course being 6'1" and weighing 235 may have something to do with it, too.  :-)

"Toots" hates it! They call her Mrs. cupcake, LOL. I sleep with one eye open.  :asssmack:
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