Author Topic: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy  (Read 2390 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Tucker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10937
  • Reputation: +540/-97
  • Making money the old fashioned way- Paid Mole
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4498363

Quote
Breeze54  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 06:43 AM
Original message
My 5 yr old climbed up on a chair and assembled my ex's shotgun 
 and almost had it all together, assembled, when I found him!! It's very odd that he even KNEW the shotgun was on the top shelf of my closet, as I had hidden it there when the kids were asleep BUT he found it!! YIKES!! I had the shotgun ammo stashed in another place, away from the disassembled shotgun. How he knew it was there, is beyond me but I'm sooo glad I caught the mischievous and curious child in time!! THAT could have been a real disaster

Quote
tmfun  (1000+ posts)      Thu Nov-20-08 06:50 AM
Response to Original message
1. Your 5 year old can assemble a shotgun?
 Hell, I'm 58 and I still have trouble putting my shotgun back together after cleaning it. Your kid must be a genius.
 

Quote
Breeze54  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 06:57 AM
Response to Reply #1
5. Why do you think that's unusual? 5 yr olds are smart and very curious.
 Maybe you didn't know that. They're not all dummies.
 

 :-) That's funny. BTW. Your tall tale is equal to one single solitary bounce only because of the dummy line.

It now appears that this is a 20+ year old bouncy.  :mental:

Then a CATFIGHT

edited by franksolich to correct title; no other changes
« Last Edit: November 20, 2008, 12:03:54 PM by franksolich »
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

Offline Tucker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10937
  • Reputation: +540/-97
  • Making money the old fashioned way- Paid Mole
Re: % yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2008, 12:03:19 PM »
Here's the accusation of being a liar.

Quote
Vickers  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 08:58 AM
Response to Original message
16. "It's very odd that he even KNEW the shotgun was on the top shelf of my closet"
 Indeed.


 Alert Printer Friendly | Permalink | Reply | Top


 Breeze54  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:04 AM
Response to Reply #16
17. What? You think I said it outloud, in front of him, "by accident"?
 That NEVER happened. I lived alone, worked full time and they went to day care and pre-school all day long. It was just me and the 2 kids and I was very careful what I did and didn't say in front of them. I was living alone when that happened and I know I wasn't having a discussion about hiding weapons BY MYSELF, TO MYSELF!!!  It was a real mystery. Period. If you think I'm lying, then you're the loser.
 

 Vickers   (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:08 AM
Response to Reply #17
18. You should check your blood pressure.
 You certainly inferred a lot from my one-word post.



 
 Breeze54  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:09 AM
Response to Reply #18
19. Don't 'infer' that i'm a liar. INDEED!
 
 
Vickers   (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:09 AM
Response to Reply #19
20. Yup...yer spiking.
 Cut out the salt.


Name removed (0 posts)      Thu Nov-20-08 09:14 AM
Response to Reply #20
21. Deleted message
 Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 Alert 
 
 Vickers   (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:16 AM
Response to Reply #21
22. Yip, I reckon I am.
 

BTW, name-calling is against the rules.

Hope this helps.


 Name removed (0 posts)      Thu Nov-20-08 09:19 AM
Response to Reply #22
24. Deleted message
 Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 Alert 

 
 Vickers   (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:22 AM
Response to Reply #24
27. lol
 I'm sure that, other than this one instance, you were a wonderful parent.

Patient, eloquent, and understanding.



 Breeze54   (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:24 AM
Response to Reply #27
28. Ba-Bye!!! 
 Have a great Thanksgiving!!

You might want to hide out the week before though.

Just sayin'.
 
 Vickers  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:25 AM
Response to Reply #28
29. I don't hide, babe.
 

Enjoy your crow!



 Breeze54  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:30 AM
Response to Reply #29
30. Don't become someone's Turkey dinner, 'babe'!
 
 
Vickers  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 12:53 PM
Response to Reply #30
31. Hey, I'd rather be called "babe" than that foul language you 
 were using up-thread (since deleted).

I think it's a good thing that a person with anger control issues no longer has a shotgun in the house. 
« Last Edit: November 20, 2008, 12:07:41 PM by Tucker13 »
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2008, 12:05:54 PM »
Oh my.

That's a hilarious bonfire.

I frankly suggest others get out their boats and row over to Skins's island to see it.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline mamacags

  • Smells like teen spirit
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4281
  • Reputation: +444/-113
  • Little Miss Cranky Pants
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2008, 12:14:16 PM »
By disassembled the DUmbass probably meant that it was opened up to put shells in quickly.  DUmmies and guns are just a suicide waiting to happen.
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
Winston Churchill

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2008, 12:16:35 PM »
Quote
Breeze54  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 06:43 AM
Original message
My 5 yr old climbed up on a chair and assembled my ex's shotgun  
 and almost had it all together, assembled, when I found him!! It's very odd that he even KNEW the shotgun was on the top shelf of my closet, as I had hidden it there when the kids were asleep BUT he found it!! YIKES!! I had the shotgun ammo stashed in another place, away from the disassembled shotgun. How he knew it was there, is beyond me but I'm sooo glad I caught the mischievous and curious child in time!! THAT could have been a real disaster

**** you Airhead primitive.  If that child had managed to do something catastrophic, it would have been entirely because of you and your fear of guns that it turned out catastrophic.

In my home, I keep a loaded pistol in a drawer exactly beneath my pillow - when it's not on my person.  I also have a 4 1/2 year old.  Wanna know something?  He doesn't go looking for it, because I make a point of not treating it as "Forbidden Fruit" with him.  He is allowed in my bedroom when I'm putting it away every night, and has been taught that if he sees the pistol with the slide closed or a magazine in the well, he is to not touch it and come find his mommy or myself (if we aren't in the room with him - exceptionally rare when I'm putting the pistol away) and tell us specifically, "Mommy/Daddy, the pistol has "owies" in it."  We then congratulate him for doing the right thing and reward him.  When the slide is open on an empty chamber, and there is no magazine in the well, he has also been told that he can ask if he can handle the pistol in that condition.  Usually the answer is "yes", and his little 4-year old curiosity is satisfied.  As a result, he knows that there are guns in the house, but they don't call out for him to "explore" on his own.  No forbidden fruit.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline Flame

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4361
  • Reputation: +166/-34
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 12:21:13 PM »
What an idiot.  First of all, if it WAS disassemble, and the 5 yr old had enough time in her room alone to almost completely reassmeble it, she needs to monitor her kids a little more carefully.  My kids dont go in my room without asking me first, ever.

Offline AllosaursRus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11672
  • Reputation: +424/-293
  • Skip Tracing by Contract Only!
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 12:53:05 PM »
What an idiot.  First of all, if it WAS disassemble, and the 5 yr old had enough time in her room alone to almost completely reassmeble it, she needs to monitor her kids a little more carefully.  My kids dont go in my room without asking me first, ever.

I thought that was a given!

All of my guns are in my bedroom. My grandkids are'nt allowed in there ever! We are not stupid enough to leave them by themselves either!

By the way, their guns are in there too, but they know under penalty of PaPa's wrath to never touch them without my supervision. Seems to work just fine!

Idiot DUmbasses!
I'm the guy your mother warned you about!
 

Offline formerlurker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9692
  • Reputation: +802/-833
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2008, 01:02:19 PM »
H5 for the Obama bouncy head.

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2008, 01:23:57 PM »
Adbot once again has the final word on a 5 year old assembling a gun:

If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline USA4ME

  • Evil Capitalist
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14835
  • Reputation: +2476/-76
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 01:31:50 PM »
Quote from:
Vickers  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 08:58 AM
Response to Original message
16. "It's very odd that he even KNEW the shotgun was on the top shelf of my closet"
 Indeed.


 Alert Printer Friendly | Permalink | Reply | Top


 Breeze54  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:04 AM
Response to Reply #16
17. What? You think I said it outloud, in front of him, "by accident"?
 That NEVER happened. I lived alone, worked full time and they went to day care and pre-school all day long. It was just me and the 2 kids and I was very careful what I did and didn't say in front of them. I was living alone when that happened and I know I wasn't having a discussion about hiding weapons BY MYSELF, TO MYSELF!!!  It was a real mystery. Period. If you think I'm lying, then you're the loser.
 

 Vickers   (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:08 AM
Response to Reply #17
18. You should check your blood pressure.
 You certainly inferred a lot from my one-word post.



 
 Breeze54  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:09 AM
Response to Reply #18
19. Don't 'infer' that i'm a liar. INDEED!
 
 
Vickers   (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 09:09 AM
Response to Reply #19
20. Yup...yer spiking.
 Cut out the salt.

Wow!!

I had an employee like the breezy primitive one time, and once I figured out she was like that I ushered her so quickly out the door she probably still hasn't stopped moving from the swiftness of the momentum.

.
Because third world peasant labor is a good thing.

Offline Texacon

  • Super
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13050
  • Reputation: +1669/-55
  • All The Way!
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2008, 01:33:25 PM »
I don't understand why it bothered to post this.  Why would it post something that happened 20+ years ago .... as if it happened yesterday?  What is the point?

KC
  Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.  Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

*Stolen

Offline Chris

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1476
  • Reputation: +522/-16
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2008, 01:50:06 PM »
Quote
Breeze54  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 06:11 AM
Response to Reply #9
11. As I stated above, he's all grown up now and is a musician. 8 instruments at last count and a 50 Cal machine gun under his belt

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!  :rotf:
This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

Offline Odin's Hand

  • is your new god!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5486
  • Reputation: +366/-25
  • Quarters Champion
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2008, 02:44:19 PM »
Quote
Breeze54  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-20-08 06:11 AM
Response to Reply #9
11. As I stated above, he's all grown up now and is a musician. 8 instruments at last count and a 50 Cal machine gun under his belt

Yeah, he alternates between that and a M242 Bushmaster as his primary concealed carry weapon.
"Hell is full of good wishes and desires"~St. Bernhard of Clairvaux

"Brave men are found where brave men are honored."~Aristotle

"Generally speaking, the "Way of the Warrior" is resolute acceptance of death."~ Miyamoto Musashi

Offline Airwolf

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12154
  • Reputation: +909/-163
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2008, 08:50:40 PM »
I keep my pistols locked up all the time and the key is with me. No kids getting into that case easily. We have a 3 year old and a 10 year old that might not know about the guns here but they are not going to get a chance to open a case to find out whats inside.As for what I have accesss to if I need it there is a perfectly good 30-06 here .
MOLON LABE

"Someday, when all your civilization and science are likewise swept away, your kind will pray for a man with a sword."-- Conan the Barbarian

Clint Eastwood - Because God wanted Chuck Norris to have nightmares.

"I am not a Number,I am a free man"

"He's my hero, you don't put away your heros, you honor them!"

Offline Vagabond

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2478
  • Reputation: +166/-52
Re: 5 yr old climbs closet- assembles scattergun- He's no bouncing DUmmy
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2008, 09:22:27 PM »
As another poster said, there is no way a five year old is going to "assemble" a shotgun. 

For the sake of assumption, the Breezy primitive is talking about a single shot breach loading shotgun.  In that case disassembled would be with the pivot pin removed.  A five year old wouldn't have the strength to hold the barrel and stock to gether to assemble the weapon.

I keep a weapon in the home, my five year old daughter knows about it.  It's called education.  If the gun grabbers were telling the truth many of my friends would have been killed by gun related incidents in their parents homes.
There comes a time when even good men must run up the black flag of anarchy and slit throats. - H.L. Mencken