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Offline jtyangel

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I guess he didn't consider this drunk driving
« on: January 29, 2008, 12:42:46 PM »
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/man-rides-lawn-mower-to-liquor-store/n20080129125209990010

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ADRIAN, Mich. (AP) - A man was charged with drunken driving after going through two bottles of wine, cutting through a snowstorm on his lawn mower and riding down the center of the street to reach a liquor store, authorities said.

Police found Frank Kozumplik, 49, homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag, officials said.


 :lmao:What a sight.

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Re: I guess he didn't consider this drunk driving
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 12:44:33 PM »
I think George Jones did the same thing once to go to the bar.  :lmao:



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Re: I guess he didn't consider this drunk driving
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2008, 12:46:32 PM »
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/man-rides-lawn-mower-to-liquor-store/n20080129125209990010

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ADRIAN, Mich. (AP) - A man was charged with drunken driving after going through two bottles of wine, cutting through a snowstorm on his lawn mower and riding down the center of the street to reach a liquor store, authorities said.

Police found Frank Kozumplik, 49, homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag, officials said.


 :lmao:What a sight.
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Re: I guess he didn't consider this drunk driving
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 12:46:48 PM »
I think George Jones did the same thing once to go to the bar.  :lmao:

This guy braved the elements though. AMAZING..I'm about to follow this up with an article about a mayor from WVa...it's almost appropriate is it not?  :naughty:

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Re: I guess he didn't consider this drunk driving
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2008, 12:50:24 PM »
MWI...
Mowing While Intoxicated.   :whatever:

Sounds more like Florida that Michigan.   :-)
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Re: I guess he didn't consider this drunk driving
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 12:51:16 PM »
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Re: I guess he didn't consider this drunk driving
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2008, 12:55:31 PM »
"My enemy's enemy is the enemy I kill last."
Klingon Proverb.

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Re: I guess he didn't consider this drunk driving
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2008, 12:56:00 PM »
"My enemy's enemy is the enemy I kill last."
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Re: I guess he didn't consider this drunk driving
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 01:11:33 PM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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