Does this guy have to crap in the basement too?
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, who is nearing but not quite to his seventh decade of life, is a wannabe cowboy from northeastern Massachusetts.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is the only person in the world who looks more stupid wearing a cowboy hat, than does franksolich wearing a cowboy hat.
That includes the Bostonian Drunkard, who looks pretty stupid, but not as stupid.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive (damn, that phrase is almost poetic, almost lyrical) got this notion circa 35 years ago, when he and the lying titty primitive hitch-hiked through the great American Southwest, during which time they became best buds, best pals.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is noted for his hot temper, his violent manners. This is a guy who gets so put off by outdated GARAGE SALE signs on telephone posts that he feels compelled to tromp up-and-down city streets yelling-and-screaming, ripping them down. And yes, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive once slammed his fist into the beak of an innocent little bird.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is especially solicitious towards the carpetbagging maternal ancestress, the "Raven" primitive, the mother of the Bostonian Drunkard. It has something to do with the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive once having been invited to an "after-the-bars-close" get-together at the residence of the Bostonian Drunkard.
There is a certain tragedy about the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive that might, or might not, go a long way in "explaining" him; he is afflicted with some sort of progressive degenerative muscular deterioration, which quite understandably is too bad, and one wishes it weren't so.
However, one is perplexed that the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive thinks that Hate and anger and rage and bitterness will ameliorate it.
