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Offline Thor

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Who Am I ??
« on: November 18, 2008, 03:59:52 PM »
WHO AM I?

I was raised in one country but my father was born in another.

I was not his only child. He fathered several children with a number of women.

I became very close to my mother because my father showed little interest in me.

Then my mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith, but converted to Christianity because it was widely accepted in my country.

But, I practiced non-traditional beliefs and did not follow mainstream Christianity.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, before I decided it was time to get serious about my life. I embarked on a new career in politics.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics when I was in my 30s and then burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office when I was in my 40s. I had a virtually non-existent resume, very little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization.

Yet I was a powerful speaker who managed to draw incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy.

I was critical of my country in the last war. But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I had a plan on how we could do better.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. I made promises and alliances to promote myself and my agendas.

Mine was a people's campaign. I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support.

I offered the people the hope that together we could change our country and the world.

I spoke on behalf of the downtrodden including persecuted minorities such as Jews, but my actual views were not widely known until after I became my nation's leader.

However, anyone could have easily learned what I really believed if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

But they did not.

Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth. Who am I?




I am NOT Obama, I am.....
































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« Last Edit: November 18, 2008, 04:55:47 PM by Thor »
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Re: Who Am I ??
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 04:35:29 PM »
I am...  RED X
"Chuck Norris once had sex in an 18 wheeler. Some of his semen dripped onto the engine. We now call that truck Optimus Prime."

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Re: Who Am I ??
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 04:39:42 PM »
Little Dolphy Hitler

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Re: Who Am I ??
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 04:43:50 PM »
I am...  RED X

Obviously he was reffering to the notorious Racer X!!

« Last Edit: November 18, 2008, 04:45:49 PM by asdf2231 »




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Re: Who Am I ??
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 04:44:51 PM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Who Am I ??
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 04:47:48 PM »
Obviously he was reffering to the notorious Racer X!!



Don't know how I could have missed the reference.   :thatsright:
"Chuck Norris once had sex in an 18 wheeler. Some of his semen dripped onto the engine. We now call that truck Optimus Prime."

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Re: Who Am I ??
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 04:56:21 PM »
fixed  (I think)
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

I AM your General Ne'er Do Well, Troublemaker & All Around Meanie!!

"Congress has not unlimited powers to provide for the general welfare, but only those specifically enumerated."-Thomas Jefferson