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TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« on: November 18, 2008, 01:07:29 PM »
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The eagerly anticipated Star Trek film is set to cast off the geeky associations of the sci-fi genre with a handsome cast, vicious fights and sex scenes.
A trailer for the new movie was released online on Monday, no doubt fuelling the excitement of Trekkies around the world ahead of the film's release next year.

The fast-paced trailer include snippets of the childhoods of Captain James T Kirk (Chris Pine) and Mr Spock (Zachary Quinto), lending an insight to the men they grow up to become.
The trailer starts with a speeding Corvette going through the desert being pursued by a mysterious driver on a hovering motorbike contraption.
The car goes flying off the side of a canyon, leaving the young driver - too young to have a licence - hanging off the side, clinging on for dear life.

The pursuing driver, who appears to be a robot, steps off his bike and asks the youngster: 'What is your name?'
The brazen boy replies: 'My name is James Tiberius Kirk.'
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The trailer is down the page at the link for any Trekkies who can't wait.



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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 02:14:48 PM »
I admit that I'm a Trekkie.   So I will definitely see the movie.

I just hope it doesn't suck.  Look what happened with "Speed Racer". 

BTW, I thought Vulcans didn't lose their temper.   And I also thought that Kirk didn't serve on Enterprise until he was Captain.   Humm...

And waddup with Kirk tapping dat azz on Uhura?   Do we really need to see that?  :-)



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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 06:01:21 PM »
The last Trek movie ('Nemesis'?) was pretty bad.  This looks a lot better.
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 06:07:21 PM »
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The trailer is down the page at the link for any Trekkies who can't wait.

This is the link to the trailer: http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1562587978/bctid2541780001

My take -- looks like something I will take a pass on.
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 06:08:25 PM »
I admit that I'm a Trekkie.   So I will definitely see the movie.

I just hope it doesn't suck.  Look what happened with "Speed Racer". 

BTW, I thought Vulcans didn't lose their temper.   And I also thought that Kirk didn't serve on Enterprise until he was Captain.   Humm...

And waddup with Kirk tapping dat azz on Uhura?   Do we really need to see that?  :-)




Well I for one think it's cool that somebody finally opens her Hailing Frequency.  :evillaugh:

They should have let the new Sulu do it though to make up the old one.








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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 08:21:25 PM »
I think the old standard for Trek movies were the even ones were better, and the odd ones totally suck. This is the 11th Star Trek movie.

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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 08:29:21 PM »
You might have a point.   :-)

Star Trek movies are like public transportation.  If you missed the last one, there will be another one in a few years.
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 11:05:36 PM »
oh noes!  scary alien picture!!  :(



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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2008, 11:06:55 AM »
oh noes!  scary alien picture!!  :(





Didn't Kirk do the big nasty with that thing in an episode once?
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2008, 07:21:24 PM »
http://io9.com/5091679/trailer-reveals-whos-hooking-up-with-kirk-and-why-scottys-all-wet

A frame-by-frame review of the new Star Trek trailer.  The interior of the Enterprise looks pretty awesome. 
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2008, 07:40:17 PM »
http://io9.com/5091679/trailer-reveals-whos-hooking-up-with-kirk-and-why-scottys-all-wet

A frame-by-frame review of the new Star Trek trailer.  The interior of the Enterprise looks pretty awesome. 

Fun site - it looks like the movie sucks, though.

It also looks like it isn't canonical.

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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2008, 01:15:43 PM »
BTW, I thought Vulcans didn't lose their temper. 

Spock is half-human.

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And waddup with Kirk tapping dat azz on Uhura?   Do we really need to see that?  :-)

I can think of some gay, fan-fiction-writing Trekkies who will be disappointed.

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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2008, 01:21:53 PM »
I admit that I'm a Trekkie.   So I will definitely see the movie.

I just hope it doesn't suck.  Look what happened with "Speed Racer". 

BTW, I thought Vulcans didn't lose their temper.   And I also thought that Kirk didn't serve on Enterprise until he was Captain.   Humm...

And waddup with Kirk tapping dat azz on Uhura?   Do we really need to see that?  :-)




If you where a true trekkie, you'd know that Spock was half Vulcan half Human.  Making it easier for him to lose control now and again.  And given how big of a douche Kirk is, I'm sure theres been a time or two that he's had to woop some ass.
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2008, 01:27:43 PM »
If you where a true trekkie, you'd know that Spock was half Vulcan half Human.  Making it easier for him to lose control now and again.  And given how big of a douche Kirk is, I'm sure theres been a time or two that he's had to woop some ass.



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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2008, 01:32:06 PM »
I'm a big fan of the Star Trek genre...  but don't get me going about Captains who know how to do everything...  ****ing Katherine "Why do I need a crew when I know everything, and can do everything" Janeway...
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2008, 01:39:05 PM »
I'm a big fan of the Star Trek genre...  but don't get me going about Captains who know how to do everything...  ****ing Katherine "Why do I need a crew when I know everything, and can do everything" Janeway...

She should have spaced Chakote when he betrayed her.  No Captain, under ANY circumstance would let their #1 flat out undermine his/her authority.  Danny Deever, then hit the button.
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2008, 01:45:19 PM »
Your forgetting that they live in the Socialist Republic of the Federation though.  Things are a lot differant.
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2008, 05:51:20 PM »


I'mmmmm Dennny Kirk or is that James T Crane?
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2008, 06:33:49 PM »
I'm a big fan of the Star Trek genre...  but don't get me going about Captains who know how to do everything...  ****ing Katherine "Why do I need a crew when I know everything, and can do everything" Janeway...

I never liked her.  That show only got going after they brought in Jerri Ryan.
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2008, 11:00:13 PM »
I never liked her.  That show only got going after they brought in Jerri Ryan.

Drool!!!

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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2008, 11:01:13 PM »
Drool!!!

Cat suit and high heels.  Yes, please.
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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2008, 04:51:46 PM »
Cat suit and high heels.  Yes, please.

And boob padding.

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Re: TRAILER: Star Trek gets a sexy makeover
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