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44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« on: November 18, 2008, 12:14:15 PM »
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Fired 44-Year-Old Stripper Sues Club for Age Discrimination

A Canadian exotic dancer has filed an age discrimination suit against a Toronto-area strip club, saying she was fired because she is 44 years old, The National Post reported.

Kimberlee Ouwroulis, who began stripping when she was 40, says the manager at New Locomotion strip club sat her down on June 6 and said, "Your time is up here," the Post reported.

When she asked if it was because of her age, he allegedly told her another older woman had been fired the same day, and the club was going for a younger look. Ouwroulis says she would like to continue stripping until she is 47 or 48.

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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 12:23:08 PM »


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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 12:39:58 PM »
Body is okay, I guess.  The face needs a bag.  A black one.  A plastic one.  With a tie-wrap.
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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 12:45:22 PM »
Body is okay, I guess.  The face needs a bag.  A black one.  A plastic one.  With a tie-wrap.

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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 12:52:24 PM »
Sorry, but the only way I'd hit it is with a 9-iron.

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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 12:55:08 PM »
Sorry, but the only way I'd hit it is with a 9-iron.


Yeah, keep your driver in the bag.   :rotf:
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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 12:57:07 PM »
Yeah, keep your driver in the bag.   :rotf:

Some of us don't need to break out our big clubs to get it in the hole.
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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 12:58:13 PM »
Some of us don't need to break out our big clubs to get it in the hole.
Some just get lost in the rough.   :lmao:
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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2008, 04:37:07 PM »
Dupe.  In GD a while ago.
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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2008, 04:37:46 PM »
She was fired because of her butter face.

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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2008, 04:38:31 PM »
She was fired because of her butter face.

So which was it?  Her Butt, or Face?
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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2008, 04:39:09 PM »
She was fired because of her butter face.

While I can't claim I've been to many strip clubs, I can definitely say that there are a lot of strippers out there who are much "less attractive" then she is.
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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2008, 06:06:57 PM »
Damn, I was just thinking about going into this line of work if my husband ever left me.  Guess it's out of the question now.  :(

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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2008, 06:13:24 PM »
Damn, I was just thinking about going into this line of work if my husband ever left me.  Guess it's out of the question now.  :(

If you can get him to leave tomorrow, you can probably get a good six or seven months in.   :innocent:

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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2008, 06:19:34 PM »
If you can get him to leave tomorrow, you can probably get a good six or seven months in.   :innocent:

I have to "eliminate" all this water weight I gained from the Prednisone first, which should take about a week.  Then I have to get a tan which would take at least a couple of weeks.  That would give my dilated eye time to look normal again, so if he gives me a month then left I should be good to go.  That should knock me down to at most 6 months.  If he is going to leave, he better do it in the next month or else all bets are off.  If he doesn't leave me I wont be able to live my dream as a stripper, I feel so incomplete.   :(

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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2008, 06:21:26 PM »
I have to "eliminate" all this water weight I gained from the Prednisone first, which should take about a week.  Then I have to get a tan which would take at least a couple of weeks.  That would give my dilated eye time to look normal again

You've really painted a picture there.   :-*

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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2008, 06:22:14 PM »
I have to "eliminate" all this water weight I gained from the Prednisone first, which should take about a week.  Then I have to get a tan which would take at least a couple of weeks.  That would give my dilated eye time to look normal again, so if he gives me a month then left I should be good to go.  That should knock me down to at most 6 months.  If he is going to leave, he better do it in the next month or else all bets are off.  If he doesn't leave me I wont be able to live my dream as a stripper, I feel so incomplete.   :(

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Re: 44 Year Old Stripper Sues For Age Discrimination
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2008, 06:45:32 PM »
Darling, that's what Halloween is for!  Every year, there's a holiday where you can live up to that fantasy and dream of yours... and certainly his!  Pff... while that's clearly, a well pondered conception of how you can become a stripper.  Darling, there's not enough oil money in Texas to afford you, stay classy, you're a gem, and most of all... you're still a sight to behold, according to your husband, with your private strip sessions  :bow:

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