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Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« on: November 14, 2008, 01:48:24 PM »
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I don't have a cat, this just made me laugh.
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2008, 02:40:29 PM »
I took the quiz using my sister's perspective on her two cats (something I know ALL too well about).

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There is a 91% chance your cat is plotting to kill you.

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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2008, 03:06:16 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on November 14, 2008, 02:40:29 PM
I took the quiz using my sister's perspective on her two cats (something I know ALL too well about).

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See, just for once a useful Lounge quiz!  :-)
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 03:09:58 PM »



Maybe I should stop using the laser pointer to get Mia to run around in circles until she's dizzy....
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2008, 03:11:32 PM »
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.  link

LOL!   :lmao:
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2008, 03:17:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on November 14, 2008, 03:09:58 PM



Maybe I should stop using the laser pointer to get Mia to run around in circles until she's dizzy....

Yes, you probably should.  LOL  My dad uses his laser pointer/pen on both the dog (border collie) and the 4 cats in a similar manner...  it's a wonder they haven't done anything to Dad yet in revenge.  :p
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2008, 03:19:55 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on November 14, 2008, 03:17:33 PM
Yes, you probably should.  LOL  My dad uses his laser pointer/pen on both the dog (border collie) and the 4 cats in a similar manner...  it's a wonder they haven't done anything to Dad yet in revenge.  :p

Monty knows it's a trick, he's smarter than he normally looks/acts.  Mia can't get enough of the thing.  At least I know I'm safe if hundreds of laser pointers attack the house.  Plus, I have all hardwood so she slips and slides around.  LOL!
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2008, 03:21:40 PM »


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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 03:29:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on November 14, 2008, 03:19:55 PM
Monty knows it's a trick, he's smarter than he normally looks/acts.  Mia can't get enough of the thing.  At least I know I'm safe if hundreds of laser pointers attack the house.  Plus, I have all hardwood so she slips and slides around.  LOL!

hardwood floors make EVERYTHING funnier with pets:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q812-5fzjaA&feature=related[/youtube]

Folks, please don't try that at home, unless you want a mess to clean up afterwards.   :p









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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 04:54:34 PM »


93 percent times 2 cats = 186 percent chance they are trying to kill me.

One of the cats (Bear, now 6 months old) has developed a nasty little habit of clawing one end of the couch.  I got some double-sided sticky tape strips which worked before in discouraging cats from clawing furniture.

Well, I get home from work late last night, and what do I find?  Bear, spawn of Satan that he is, ripping the last of the sticky tape from the last corner of the couch.  He had quite literally removed EVERY BIT OF TAPE.  ALL OF IT.

He is pure concentrated evil.
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 05:07:01 PM »


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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2008, 09:17:08 AM »
Is your cat plotting to kill you?

I already knew this. It's just a matter of time till one or the other of us take the other out :-)
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2008, 09:20:11 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on November 14, 2008, 04:54:34 PM
93 percent times 2 cats = 186 percent chance they are trying to kill me.

One of the cats (Bear, now 6 months old) has developed a nasty little habit of clawing one end of the couch.  I got some double-sided sticky tape strips which worked before in discouraging cats from clawing furniture.

Well, I get home from work late last night, and what do I find?  Bear, spawn of Satan that he is, ripping the last of the sticky tape from the last corner of the couch.  He had quite literally removed EVERY BIT OF TAPE.  ALL OF IT.

He is pure concentrated evil.

Yeah, my mom's cat was scratching on the sofa and she put tape on it and that worked.  My two kitties have always used the scratching post.
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2008, 06:51:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on November 14, 2008, 03:09:58 PM



Maybe I should stop using the laser pointer to get Mia to run around in circles until she's dizzy....

I have worn out several laser pointers with my kats. They never learn.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2008, 07:50:28 PM »
Quote from: DarkHalo on November 15, 2008, 06:51:55 PM
I have worn out several laser pointers with my kats. They never learn.  :evillaugh:

My dad was just over here visiting.  He used the laser pointer and made Mia dizzy.  LOL!
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2008, 11:54:24 AM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on November 15, 2008, 09:20:11 AM
Yeah, my mom's cat was scratching on the sofa and she put tape on it and that worked.  My two kitties have always used the scratching post.

Not only the fact that Bear pulled the tape off fascinated me, but the SPEED with which he did it is what I found truly incredible.
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Re: Quiz: Is your cat is plotting to kill you?
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