sparkling husband primitive upset about news of vandalized keyboards

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4431090

Oh my.

Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Mon Nov-10-08 02:47 PM
Original message
 
Dear Media Mother****ers. Show us the PICTURES of the keyboards.

Listen up, you shitbirds. This is for ALL of you who perpetuate this BULLSHIT about the Clinton transition.

There is no doubt that even morons, thugs, and dirty tricksters, as made up the incoming Bush administration, would have taken pictures of the supposed vandalism left behind in the wake of the departing Clinton administration.

Here's news for you mother****ers.

It never happened. Yet all your spokesmodels are out there saying this crap over and over and over.

Local news losers are saying it.

Network assholes are saying it.

Cable ****wads are saying it.

It is in print.

Nobody stole the Ws off the ****ing keyboards. Nobody stole the ****ing furniture or the ****ing drapes. Nobody stacked chairs to the ****ing ceilings.

NONE OF THAT SHIT EVER HAPPENED.

And if it did, and if you wanna keep saying it, SHOW US THE PICTURES.

OR SHUT YOUR ****ING PIEHOLES.
 
...... goddam mother****ing lying assholes ........

What can one say, but "oh my."  Given the passionately scatialogical vocabulary used by the sparkling husband primitive, it's apparent where he's posting from.

The warped primitive comments, but as she's not being rational, no point in copying-and-pasting that.

Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Mon Nov-10-08 03:34 PM
Response to Reply #18
 
21. I can't speak for "DU'ers" ...... but I still like "The Clintons"

I never saw them as pure evil.

Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Mon Nov-10-08 09:48 PM
Response to Reply #35
 
36. For that we're going to have to all pay attention to the teevee and make notes

I haven't done that.

I've heard this so on the CBS morning show, MSNBC, my local teevee nooz, Faux Nooz, the Daily Fish Wrap, and local nooz radio.

Atman  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-11-08 09:01 AM
Response to Original message
 
50. I have to admit, I haven't heard this brought up anywhere but on DU

Really. I tend to watch Morning **** on defense-contractor MSNBC propaganda outlet, and even they haven't brought it up once. What are you watching, Fox? Them bringing it up wouldn't surprise. Fox News: we lie, you try to figure it out.

bulloney (1000+ posts)     Tue Nov-11-08 09:08 AM
Response to Reply #50
 
52. I heard it on Paul Harvey. When the story was debunked, I don't recall him retracting.

He's such a senile old tool for the Right.

Atman  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-11-08 09:13 AM
Response to Reply #52
 
53. Paul Harvey is still alive?

Holy shit...he was ancient when I was kid...and I'm soooooooooooo no longer a kid. Don't bother with that fossil. So what if his demographic believes him; half of 'em will drop dead of old age by dinner time tonight.

kegler14 (215 posts)      Tue Nov-11-08 09:07 AM
Response to Original message
 
51. I agree with your sentiment, BUT the excess profanity really isn't necessary. 

Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-11-08 09:30 AM
Response to Reply #51
 
55. Cluck cluck

Profanity is what I do,

deaniac21 (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-11-08 03:14 PM
Response to Original message
 
95. Who cares? I've got more pressing problems.

Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-11-08 03:32 PM
Response to Reply #95
 
98. Then why are you posting in this thread?

To let us know how busy you are?

To let us know you don't care?

To piss on something?

deaniac21 (1000+ posts)      Wed Nov-12-08 05:40 PM
Response to Reply #98
 
111. I felt like it.

fascisthunter  (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-11-08 06:38 PM
Response to Reply #95
 
103. By All Means... go take care of your pressing problems you are wasting valuable time deriding something that is unworthy of your time...

deaniac21 (1000+ posts)      Wed Nov-12-08 05:41 PM
Response to Reply #103
 
112. No, there are many things that can add to one's amusement.

Irrational outrage can really be amusing.

Yes, indeed, irrational outrage can be amusing, especially when one considers the source of it, the sparkling husband primitive sitting on the commode in the basement, grunting and groaning because something won't come out.

[Carl]

Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-11-08 09:30 AM
Response to Reply #51
 
55. Cluck cluck

Profanity is what I do,

.....and is the sign of a complete idiot or the uneducated.

I know all the bad words and use them here and there but when it is the only way one talks or even worse,writes,then it betrays ignorance and insecurity.

Guess it fits husbs.

[Chris_]

I still think it would be funny if, when Bush leaves, they take all the "O"s off the keyboards.

Better yet, replace them all with <0> keys.

President Bush won't like it, but if some wag does it what's he gonna do? Fire 'em?

[claret1995]

.....and is the sign of a complete idiot or the uneducated.

I know all the bad words and use them here and there but when it is the only way one talks or even worse,writes,then it betrays ignorance and insecurity.

Guess it fits husbs.

 Could it be that every time sparklywife finds a NEW BANG BUDDY,that hubby goes off on another rant.

[Bondai]

Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-11-08 09:30 AM
Response to Reply #51
 
55. Cluck cluck

Profanity is what I do,

That and smoke pole......

[TheSarge]

Atman  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-11-08 09:01 AM
Response to Original message
 
50. I have to admit, I haven't heard this brought up anywhere but on DU

Really. I tend to watch Morning **** on defense-contractor MSNBC propaganda outlet, and even they haven't brought it up once. What are you watching, Fox? Them bringing it up wouldn't surprise. Fox News: we lie, you try to figure it out.

*cough* BULLSH*T *cough*

Rep. Bob Barr (R-Ga.) asked the General Accounting Office last June to look into allegations that Clinton staffers had ripped phone cords from walls, left obscene voicemail messages, defaced bathrooms and vandalized computer keyboards by removing the ”W” keys when they left the White House. A number of items, including a 12-inch presidential seal and several antique doorknobs, were assumed stolen.

”The Clinton administration treated the White House worse than college freshmen checking out of their dorm rooms,” Barr said Tuesday. ”They disgraced not just themselves but the institution and the office of the presidency as well.”

The GAO concluded that ”damage, theft, vandalism, and pranks did occur in the White House during the 2001 presidential transition.” The report stated that some incidents, such as removing keyboard keys, placing glue on desk drawers and leaving obscene voicemail messages ”clearly were intentional,” and intentional damage would constitute a criminal act under federal law. No prosecutions are planned, though.

http://articles.latimes.com/2002/jun/12/nation/na-clinton12


So I guess The Rookie's official West Coast Propaganda rag the LA Times lies too?

Is that what you're saying there TexasToast?

 

[Chris_]

That and smoke pole......

  So true. H5

[Peter3_1]

Sources agree the Clintonistas did damage when they left. THe only disagreement is degree, maximized on Rep. partizan sites, minimized on Dem partizan sites.

I'm AMAZED the Du'er would deny it all.....

[PatriotGame]

Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-11-08 09:30 AM
Response to Reply #51
 
55. Cluck cluck

Profanity is what I do

Hence the fact that profanity level is inversely proportional to IQ value.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Hence the fact that profanity level is inversely proportional to IQ value.

Not really that, it's more of him trying to put on a bold macho act despite the fact everyone here and on DU knows full well he's less manly than Sparkly's panty liner.

[BlueStateSaint]

Not really that, it's more of him trying to put on a bold macho act despite the fact everyone here and on DU knows full well he's less manly than Sparkly's panty liner.

Mind bleach . . . 

[delilahmused]

Not really that, it's more of him trying to put on a bold macho act despite the fact everyone here and on DU knows full well he's less manly than Sparkly's panty liner.

I kind of figured Ms. Sparkly to be a tampon woman since it's probably the only way she can get any action down there. I'm guessing even Viagra won't work for that loser...probably why the only ***** he can get is the one that shares a litter box with him.

Cindie

[WinOne4TheGipper]

You know, they're so up in arms for proof about vandalized keyboards, yet they need no proof to claim that the 2000, 2002, and 2004 elections were stolen, and that the 2006 one was reverse stolen (I haven't been around, so I don't know what they've said about 2008).  Funny how these things work...