The Daily Mail claims that she (Madonna) sent a list of rules with her boys that Guy (Ritchie) must follow.
Here's THE LIST:
Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.
They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.
They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.
Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.
Guy should not discuss the separation with them.
Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends.
Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.
The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.
Those poor kids, I imagine every day Guy is away from that freak of nature his balls drop back out of his abdomen a little bit more.
After picking them up from the airport,I would stop at the nearest video store and get 2 or 3 GI Joe Dvds,hit McDonalds For a couple of Happy Meals after which I would take them to the toy store and buy them all kinds of action figures,toy guns and let them drink all the tap water they want as well as turning off my phone for a large portion of the day,Letting them wear whatever the hell they want including Superhero costumes{My two youngest spend whole weekends in superhero costumes!
} And finally let them get nice and dirty like little boys should be able to do!
