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Guys if you think your exes are bad read this!
« on: November 11, 2008, 12:09:28 PM »
 The Daily Mail claims that she (Madonna) sent a list of rules with her boys that Guy (Ritchie) must follow.
Here's THE LIST:

Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.

They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.

All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.

They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.

Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.

They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.

Guy should not discuss the separation with them.

Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.

The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends.

Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.

The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.

At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.

 :mental: :thatsright: 
Those poor kids, I imagine every day Guy is away from that freak of nature his balls drop back out of his abdomen a little bit more.
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Re: Guys if you think your exes are bad read this!
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2008, 02:28:04 PM »
The Daily Mail claims that she (Madonna) sent a list of rules with her boys that Guy (Ritchie) must follow.
Here's THE LIST:

Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.

They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.

All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.
They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.

Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.

They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.

Guy should not discuss the separation with them.

Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.

The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends.

Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.

The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.

At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.

 :mental: :thatsright: 
Those poor kids, I imagine every day Guy is away from that freak of nature his balls drop back out of his abdomen a little bit more.


My kaballah is not clean enough to drink out of.   :puke:

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Re: Guys if you think your exes are bad read this!
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2008, 03:32:38 PM »
This from a woman that made a life out of putting every available organ into every vacant orifice.
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2008, 06:14:36 PM »
My kaballah is not clean enough to drink out of.   

My kaballah has a hole in it.  :(
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2008, 06:34:14 PM »
Oh my.

I cannot wait until those kids reach puberty. :-)

I hope I live long enough for their tell all, Madonna Dearest.
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2008, 06:38:52 PM »
My kaballah smells funny. 
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2008, 07:47:58 PM »
Oh my.

I cannot wait until those kids reach puberty. :-)

I hope I live long enough for their tell all, Madonna Dearest.


Yes I see a few tell-all books in the future.
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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2008, 10:03:57 PM »
If I were him I'd tell her just where to stick her stupdi rules.
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2008, 04:05:46 AM »
If I were him I'd tell her just where to stick her stupdi rules.

No problem, what with everything else that's been stuffed there.
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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2008, 05:19:05 PM »
 :rotf:  What a dingbat...if this is what fame does to a person...I want no part of it!  :-)

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« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2008, 10:19:43 PM »
It would be interesting to see if Guy chooses to write a tell-all book.  I kinda hope he does.  I need some good trashy gossip reading, and TMZ ain't cutting it these days.  :p
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« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2008, 10:23:06 PM »
It would be interesting to see if Guy chooses to write a tell-all book.  I kinda hope he does.  I need some good trashy gossip reading, and TMZ ain't cutting it these days.  :p

I'm sure it'll be covered in the divorce settlement that he's not allowed to ever speak to the press ever again. 
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« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2008, 10:26:03 PM »
I'm sure it'll be covered in the divorce settlement that he's not allowed to ever speak to the press ever again. 

Probably.   :(  Hopefully her supposed current beau, (A.Rod) is able to get away before she does the same to him. 

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« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2008, 10:55:31 PM »
Probably.   :(  Hopefully her supposed current beau, (A.Rod) is able to get away before she does the same to him. 



Arod divorced his wife for Madonna...he's not going anyhwere anytime soon.... :mental:

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« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2008, 11:01:03 PM »
Arod divorced his wife for Madonna...he's not going anyhwere anytime soon.... :mental:

Seriously? 

This:



For this:




 :mental: :mental:
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« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2008, 11:03:19 PM »
Maybe he likes veiny hands and loose vaginas.  :p
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« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2008, 11:05:23 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2008, 11:07:12 PM »
And he went for this:

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« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2008, 11:07:56 PM »
My EYES!   :censored: :bawl:

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« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2008, 11:08:56 PM »
And he went for this:



WTF IS THAT!!!!
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« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2008, 11:09:17 PM »
My EYES!   :censored: :bawl:




Sorry ACC I should have posted a warning. 
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« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2008, 11:10:35 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2008, 11:10:40 PM »

Sorry ACC I should have posted a warning. 

It's okay. I've seen that photo before, but Jesus, you can never be totally prepared for the sight of those arms.  :o
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« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2008, 11:12:19 PM »
It's okay. I've seen that photo before, but Jesus, you can never be totally prepared for the sight of those arms.  :o


The funny thing is I found it by searching Google Images for "scary Madonna"  LOL!
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Re: Guys if you think your exes are bad read this!
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2008, 07:21:02 AM »
Madonna must have hypno*****.  That is the only reason I can think of that a man would stay with her after he dumps his baby maker juice in her worn out woohoo hole.
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