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Sardine, sausage spat ends in arrest in Fort Pierce
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:47:56 AM »

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FORT PIERCE — An apparent spat involving sardines and Vienna Sausages erupted into a beating and ended with a 43-year-old local man going to jail, according to an arrest affidavit released Monday.

The victim on Sunday told investigators she went to visit her ex-boyfriend, Maxie L. Davis, 43, who lives in the apartment behind hers, and they watched television.

The victim said Davis, of the 3500 block of Sloan Road, went out and she popped open a can of sardines and some Vienna Sausages, a popular canned wiener product.

“She stated Davis came back in and was upset that she had opened the sardines and sausages,” the affidavit states. “(The victim) stated Davis told her not to disrespect him in his house and punched her several times.” ...


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It appears that crack cocaine was involved.



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Re: Sardine, sausage spat ends in arrest in Fort Pierce
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2008, 11:50:32 AM »

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It appears that crack cocaine was involved.
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Re: Sardine, sausage spat ends in arrest in Fort Pierce
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2008, 12:08:52 PM »
Bijou, do you have some special search engine that finds crazy Florida stories? :-) :-) :-)
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Re: Sardine, sausage spat ends in arrest in Fort Pierce
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2008, 12:13:23 PM »
Bijou, do you have some special search engine that finds crazy Florida stories? :-) :-) :-)
I find crazy stories, it just so happens that 95% of them happen in Florida.  Florida - a very special state.  :-)