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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #50 on: November 08, 2008, 09:20:54 PM »
This thread is for the birds.

"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #51 on: November 08, 2008, 09:23:57 PM »
This thread is for the birds.



Awwwwww....  :-)
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #52 on: November 08, 2008, 11:37:48 PM »
Yikes! What happened to my thread?

Cute pictures of bunnies to follow... as soon as I get my husband to find our digital camera.  :whatever:

For now a cheesy cell phone picture with a message from Cashmere to Ptarmy.  :lmao:













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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2008, 11:40:02 PM »

[snip]


then explain the easter bunny :innocent: :tongue: :rotf:

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #54 on: November 08, 2008, 11:57:11 PM »
then explain the easter bunny :innocent: :tongue: :rotf:

GOD HATES THE EASTER BUNNY.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2008, 11:59:29 PM »
GOD HATES THE EASTER BUNNY.

GOD HATES BUNNY HATERS. :-)

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #56 on: November 09, 2008, 12:14:29 AM »
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #57 on: November 09, 2008, 12:17:46 AM »


God hates YOU, Ptarmy.  God hates anyone that dares to hate His creatures.







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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2008, 08:00:14 AM »
What’s really going on in this thread in picture form:
Baby Bunny, cute and loveable

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Ptarmagin in its natural setting.



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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #59 on: November 09, 2008, 11:51:00 AM »
RUN FOR THE HILLS MR MANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #60 on: November 09, 2008, 01:08:07 PM »
God hates YOU, Ptarmy.  God hates anyone that dares to hate His creatures.

Ah, trying to paint me as Fred Phelps, huh? I got news for you, the Bible says that God hates bunnies and bunnies will face God's wrath.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2008, 01:09:45 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #61 on: November 09, 2008, 01:09:13 PM »
What’s really going on in this thread in picture form:
Bunnies, the blasmphemers and haters of God

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Ptarmigan, a cute and cuddly bird.










« Last Edit: November 09, 2008, 01:15:58 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #62 on: November 09, 2008, 01:27:26 PM »

Sing with me now,

"God holds the
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
He holds the whole world in His hand.

For our dinner we'll have,
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
we'll eat the game birds in the land!

 :kumbaya: Schade's happy bunny friends
 :innocent: <--Schade.      Ptarmy -->  :loser:

Give up now. Turn to the Bunny side. Join with us.
You cannot resist the cuteness of the bunny.

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #63 on: November 09, 2008, 01:29:39 PM »
Awwwwww    :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #64 on: November 09, 2008, 01:33:52 PM »

Sing with me now,

"God holds the
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
widdle baby bunnies in His hand.
He holds the whole world in His hand.

For our dinner we'll have,
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
Taters and carrots, and ptarmigan!
we'll eat the game birds in the land!

 :kumbaya: Schade's happy bunny friends
 :innocent: <--Schade.      Ptarmy -->  :loser:

Give up now. Turn to the Bunny side. Join with us.
You cannot resist the cuteness of the bunny.

"God hates the
sodomite damned bunnies with rage.
sodomite damned bunnies with rage.
sodomite damned bunnies with rage.
God punishes all bunnies with eternal damnation.

For our chosen one,
Ptarmigans will rise again!
Ptarmigans will rise again!
Ptarmigans will rise again!
God has chosen ptarmigans.

 :kumbaya: Ptarmigans
 :loser: <--Bunnies      Ptarmy -->  :innocent:

God will punish all bunnies in the form of Hell.  :evillaugh:
« Last Edit: November 09, 2008, 01:39:04 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #65 on: November 09, 2008, 01:34:40 PM »
Ah, trying to paint me as Fred Phelps, huh? I got news for you, the Bible says that God hates bunnies and bunnies will face God's wrath.


no, that would only piss off fred phelps. :-)

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #66 on: November 09, 2008, 01:35:35 PM »

way to go, schad.  now we need a bunny forum. :uhsure:

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #67 on: November 09, 2008, 01:36:01 PM »
way to go, schad.  now we need a bunny forum. :uhsure:

So I can lash out bunnies and they allies.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #68 on: November 09, 2008, 01:38:05 PM »
So I can lash out bunnies and they allies.

We'll call it "The Global War on Sanity, er, Rabbits".


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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #69 on: November 09, 2008, 06:51:59 PM »
When you say bunnies are sodomites what exactly do you mean?
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #70 on: November 09, 2008, 06:54:46 PM »
When you say bunnies are sodomites what exactly do you mean?

Now you've done it!  :thatsright:

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #71 on: November 09, 2008, 10:38:37 PM »
When you say bunnies are sodomites what exactly do you mean?

Sodomite is a code word for rabbit in the Bible. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because they were infested with rabbits and God got mad at that place and lashed out at those areas. Also, God punishes rabbits for murdering and persecuting ptarmigans since the last Ice Age.
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #73 on: November 10, 2008, 06:30:32 AM »
I thought sodomites was code word for backdoor loving sissy boys?  So when someone these days gets arrested for forced sodomy does that mean they forced someone to touch a bunny or something?
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #74 on: November 10, 2008, 08:04:29 AM »
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I am the proud mamma of a dwarf bunny
For a moment there I was afraid it was a commentary on my "lucky rabbit's foot."

According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."