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Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« on: November 08, 2008, 07:15:02 PM »
OMG she is cute.  :evillaugh:
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.â€

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2008, 07:18:40 PM »
And she can learn so much from you!

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2008, 07:20:35 PM »
And she can learn so much from you!

We both look at each other and twitch our nose and wiggle our butts. I swear, Im die.

Noone is happy as me.  :innocent:
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2008, 07:21:56 PM »
We both look at each other and twitch our nose and wiggle our butts. I swear, Im die.

Noone is happy as me.  :innocent:

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2008, 07:27:05 PM »
Was the labor bad or did you get a c-section?




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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2008, 07:28:44 PM »
Was the labor bad or did you get a c-section?

Her's was an "H" section.  Don't ask Q's.

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2008, 07:32:08 PM »
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2008, 07:41:42 PM »

whats the difference between a dwarf bunny and a regular bunny?  (and don't say height)

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2008, 07:42:12 PM »
MY FREAKING EYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bawl:

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2008, 07:43:27 PM »
whats the difference between a dwarf bunny and a regular bunny?  (and don't say height)


About $25 dollars.  orrrrr.........

Dwarf rabbits are a variety of domestic European rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus). Dwarf rabbits are much smaller than normal rabbits, but are capable of interbreeding with them, so are not recognized as a separate species.

 
A dwarf rabbitPurebred dwarf rabbits weigh 1.5-3.0 lb. Their heads and eyes are disproportionately large with respect to their body, and their ears are small and carried high on the head. The exception to this is the dwarf lop — a cross between the French lop and the dwarf — which is both heavier (3.0-4.0 lb) than a standard dwarf and has long, dangling ears. Many different colorations make up breeds in dwarf rabbits, such as Himalayan, Red, Siamese, Chinchilla, Blue, and White-tipped Black.

 
A small black dwarf rabbit on a windowsill.Dwarf rabbits were originally bred as Hunting companions in The Netherlands. Dwarf rabbits generally have the same behavioral traits as other domestic rabbits, though the smaller dwarf rabbits can be more skittish and quick to exhibit aggressive behavior, as their small size can cause them to feel more threatened than a standard size rabbit. They also tend to be more energetic and "high-strung". They can be housetrained and can be socialized with dogs, cats and hamsters. However, they are extremely fragile animals and easily stressed, and do not make good pets for young children.

Most of the rabbits sold as dwarves in pet stores are not true dwarfs, but crosses between a dwarf and a standard rabbit. These "mongrels" are hardier, but grow to a larger size and lack the characteristic small head and low carriage of the true dwarf.

Like other domestic rabbits, dwarf rabbits consume grasses, grains, and other succulent greens. Their digestive system is somewhat less hardy than European rabbits, and many leafy vegetables such as lettuce and cabbage can give them health problems.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2008, 07:44:57 PM »










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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2008, 07:46:08 PM »

what the . . .

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Dwarf rabbits were originally bred as Hunting companions in The Netherlands.

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2008, 07:46:46 PM »
whats the difference between a dwarf bunny and a regular bunny?  (and don't say height)


What's the difference? It's like asking what's the difference between a bunny and a bunny-enabler. All bunnies and their allies are doomed to eternal damnation.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2008, 07:47:57 PM »

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2008, 07:49:47 PM »
What's the difference? It's like asking what's the difference between a bunny and a bunny-enabler. All bunnies and their allies are doomed to eternal damnation.


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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2008, 07:50:18 PM »
dude, really.



I am preaching the truth about bunnies. No amount of Prozac will STOP ME!!!! I will preach and protest ptarmigan oppression by bunnies. Their days are coming and they face God's ANGRY WRATH!!!!!!! GOD IS SHARPENING HIS TOOLS TO UNLEASH HIS VIOLENT FURY ON BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2008, 07:50:34 PM »
Prozac doesn't work for some stuff. :-)
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2008, 07:51:24 PM »


Sorry that ain't gonna work. I will continue this Great Bunny Truth Drive as long as I have to.
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2008, 07:52:14 PM »
Prozac doesn't work for some stuff. :-)

It works on my stuff.  Tape one to each side.

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2008, 07:53:08 PM »
Yeah that is the only way you can make a woman smile and look satisfied. :-)
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2008, 07:54:35 PM »


 :tongue: :-) :uhsure: :lmao:

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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2008, 07:55:38 PM »


 :tongue: :-) :uhsure: :lmao:

I will continue preaching the truth about bunnies. NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
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Re: Ptarmy, I am the proud momma of a dwarf bunny
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2008, 07:56:59 PM »
Yeah that is the only way you can make a woman smile and look satisfied. :-)

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