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Offline franksolich

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subway cat gives primitives a kick
« on: November 07, 2008, 05:56:42 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x79051

Oh my.

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I think y'all might get a kick outta this.

Ineffective Daily Affirmations
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Feeling blue or insecure? Losing sight of what's important? Still searching for the real "you"? In this self-help age of soul-searching, daily affirmations have been known to do the trick. But you probably shouldn't try these ...

* I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

* I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

* I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

* In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

* Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.

* My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.

* I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.

* I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

* Joan of Arc heard voices too.

* I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self- righteous people around me.

* I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

* When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.

* All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts.

* I am at one with my duality.

* Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.

* I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.

* Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."

* A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.

* I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

* Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step -- blaming my parents.

* I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

I kind of like the last one.
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Re: subway cat gives primitives a kick
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 07:02:36 AM »
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Re: subway cat gives primitives a kick
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 10:11:02 AM »
That DUmmy undergroundpanther, what a card!! She's always a barrel of laughs!!

New meds??
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Re: subway cat gives primitives a kick
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 10:13:01 AM »
She forgot to finish it off.  She's supposed to use the tag line:

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Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit, people like me.

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Re: subway cat gives primitives a kick
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 10:43:45 AM »
I take it the Subway Cat does not realize the "affirmations" descibe the DUmp......purrfectly?   :rotf:
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Re: subway cat gives primitives a kick
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2008, 11:05:19 AM »
apparently, along with various female body parts, UP got her irony detector removed as well.  :whatever:
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Re: subway cat gives primitives a kick
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2008, 11:14:38 AM »
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* I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

This sums up UP in a nutshell.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.
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