Apparently the primitive hasn't been to Columbia, MO.
That place absolutely reeks with liberal snobbery, derision, and overall bad manners. It's a college town, so nobody really expects anything different.
An associate I work with who lives in Columbia, and who professes to be a reasonable conservative, was forced to park her car with the rear bumper facing toward her garage - in order to hide the McCain/Palin bumper sticker.
She did so, of course, to keep her property from being damaged, destroyed, keyed, graffitied, or otherwise maligned.
I think the primitive might feel comfortable in Columbia.