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Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« on: November 06, 2008, 10:47:05 AM »
RocknRule doesn't seem to know what a teleprompter looks like! :lmao:
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts)     Thu Nov-06-08 11:26 AM
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In this picture, you can see two small glass panels flanking Obama at about head level with him. Are those designed to provide additional protection for him or do they serve another purpose? I've seen these when other politicians speak as well, so I assume they are a form of added protection.

 
:lmao: Yes moron they protect him from rational thought! :lmao:http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7805896
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Re: Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2008, 10:50:13 AM »
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts)     Thu Nov-06-08 11:29 AM
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4. Come to think of it, that makes more sense
 They're too small and flimsy to be bulletproof shields or anything like that
Ya think? :rotf:
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Re: Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2008, 10:51:19 AM »
Those glass panels are a protection for teh Obamessiah:  they keep him from looking like an even bigger idiot than his DUmmy constituency.  Those glass panels are his best buddies: Telly Prompter.
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Re: Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2008, 10:52:53 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on November 06, 2008, 10:51:19 AM
Those glass panels are a protection for teh Obamessiah:  they keep him from looking like an even bigger idiot than his DUmmy constituency.  Those glass panels are his best buddies: Telly Prompter.

Hi 5. Need to clean that mouthful of coffee from my computer screen, though.
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Re: Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2008, 10:55:35 AM »
Wait until they find out that it shows The Rookie all of those flowery words he speaks and they don't jsut srping from him naturally.
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Re: Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2008, 10:59:22 AM »
I already broke the real story on Obama's security arrangement:

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BNN: Obam to Dismiss Secret Service Protection Detail

WASHINGTON DC, Nov 5, 2008 - In a stunning move to reduce government spending president-elect Barak Obama announced today that he would be dismissing the Secret Service's presidential detail soon after being sworn in.

"We're really looking at places we can slash the budget to make room for our policy agenda," said future chief-of-staff Rahm Emmanuel. "And let's face it; the Secret Service detail guarding the president is one hefty piece of financial expenditure."

With rings of agents and officers with an internal, secure communications system, helicopters, up-armored automobiles and limosines the annual savings to taxpayers could reach into the tens of millions. Even the bullet-proof vest normally worn by the president will be dispensed with.

"They're tailor made to not show under his clothing. One of those puppies can set you back almost ten-grand," an agent normally assigned to the president divulged on condition of anonymity.

When issues of presidential safety were raised they were immediately dismissed.

"Barack is a young man and he is in phenomenal health. He's not going to die anytime soon," said Emmanuel. "Our ace in the whole is Joe Biden.

"I mean, my God, look at him standing over there in the corner just picking his nose and rolling it into little balls between his fingers. Anybody that would want to kill Barack would have to confront the realization that Joe Biden would take his place.

"Do you really think he was chosen for his policy acumen? Hell no! He's a life insurance policy whose biggest annual premium is a handful of tokens down at Chuck E Cheese's."

A senior security analyst noted, "Even the most methed-out skinheads seem to realize that a Barack presidency would do less harm to the white race than Biden with an inkpen in his hand."
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Re: Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2008, 11:27:21 AM »
Why does one suppose the primitives are so concerned about the Big Zero's safety?

I mean, yeah, sure, it's a good thing to be concerned for the safety of any prominent public figure, but lately Skins's island seems to have been overdoing it.

One notices the primitives never worried about the safety of George Bush and Richard Cheney, and the Bostonian Billionaire and John Edwards, and then Hillary Clinton, as much as they do about the Big Zero.

I'm finding all sorts of Freudian things in this overdone stuff.
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Re: Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2008, 12:12:10 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 06, 2008, 11:27:21 AM
Why does one suppose the primitives are so concerned about the Big Zero's safety?

I mean, yeah, sure, it's a good thing to be concerned for the safety of any prominent public figure, but lately Skins's island seems to have been overdoing it.

One notices the primitives never worried about the safety of George Bush and Richard Cheney, and the Bostonian Billionaire and John Edwards, and then Hillary Clinton, as much as they do about the Big Zero.

I'm finding all sorts of Freudian things in this overdone stuff.

Probably part of their rationalization structure about why he isn't personally coming around to their homes with free pot, beer and pizza to say "Thank you" and solicit their political and economic advice.
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Re: Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2008, 07:05:02 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 06, 2008, 11:27:21 AM
Why does one suppose the primitives are so concerned about the Big Zero's safety?

I mean, yeah, sure, it's a good thing to be concerned for the safety of any prominent public figure, but lately Skins's island seems to have been overdoing it.

One notices the primitives never worried about the safety of George Bush and Richard Cheney, and the Bostonian Billionaire and John Edwards, and then Hillary Clinton, as much as they do about the Big Zero.

I'm finding all sorts of Freudian things in this overdone stuff.

Sadly it fits into every template that they have created in their minds about who or what they are.
They have attached themselves to Obama and view him as the sacred leader of the courageous revolution.
It has become a religious fanaticism to them and they expect him to be martyred.

In some respects I suspect some actually do wish that because they think it will lock in forever his socialistic policies as being something beyond ever questioning.
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Re: Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2008, 07:12:27 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 06, 2008, 11:27:21 AM
Why does one suppose the primitives are so concerned about the Big Zero's safety?

I mean, yeah, sure, it's a good thing to be concerned for the safety of any prominent public figure, but lately Skins's island seems to have been overdoing it.

One notices the primitives never worried about the safety of George Bush and Richard Cheney, and the Bostonian Billionaire and John Edwards, and then Hillary Clinton, as much as they do about the Big Zero.

I'm finding all sorts of Freudian things in this overdone stuff.

I remember reading about how one of their Spirit Weasels or some such predicted that The Big O will come to some harm before January 20th.  The new administration will be Biden/Clinton after said prediction comes true.   
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Re: Jesus it's a wonder some of them over there can breath on their own!
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2008, 08:09:33 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on November 06, 2008, 07:12:27 PM
I remember reading about how one of their Spirit Weasels or some such predicted that The Big O will come to some harm before January 20th.  The new administration will be Biden/Clinton after said prediction comes true.   
Then I'd heavily suspect Hillary on the other end of the triggerman's cellphone.
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