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Offline whiteguyPI

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Nazi jokes...classy.
« on: November 05, 2008, 11:50:36 AM »
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tmfun  (1000+ posts)      Wed Nov-05-08 12:39 PM
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Freepers. You have 10 days to collect your personal belongings
 Advertisements [?]Then report to the train station where you will be assigned a boxcar to take you to the collective farm!
Don't forget to bring all your jewelry!
Hot showers will be provided upon your arrival.
That is all Comrades.

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Oh my.

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1. Plumbing will set you free
 


is that too much?

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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2008, 11:58:38 AM »
Command and control and demolitions resupply are going to be a bitch with Oklahoma still standing as a bastion of the U.S. founder's values.
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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2008, 11:58:44 AM »
Whenever they get brave enough to say face-to-face what they type on-line hidden away and safe, I might take them seriously.

Might.

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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2008, 12:01:27 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on November 05, 2008, 11:58:44 AM
Whenever they get brave enough to say face-to-face what they type on-line hidden away and safe, I might take them seriously.

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^^^ after you re-load, right?   :uhsure:
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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2008, 12:02:15 PM »
DUmmies.................bring it.  :bird:
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Freepers. You have 10 days to collect your personal belongings
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2008, 12:35:43 PM »
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Freepers. You have 10 days to collect your personal belongings
Posted by tmfun on Wed Nov-05-08 12:39 PM

Then report to the train station where you will be assigned a boxcar to take you to the collective farm!
Don't forget to bring all your jewelry!
Hot showers will be provided upon your arrival.
That is all Comrades.

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All firearms may be turned in at your local ACLU office
Posted by bluestateguy on Wed Nov-05-08 12:40 PM

Next week teams of illegal immigrants will be doing door to door confiscations of all guns.
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Re: Freepers. You have 10 days to collect your personal belongings
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2008, 12:37:03 PM »
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Re: Freepers. You have 10 days to collect your personal belongings
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2008, 12:37:38 PM »
Oh my.

I wasn't aware I was going anywhere.
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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2008, 12:39:54 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on November 05, 2008, 12:35:43 PM
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Freepers. You have 10 days to collect your personal belongings
Posted by tmfun on Wed Nov-05-08 12:39 PM

Then report to the train station where you will be assigned a boxcar to take you to the collective farm!
Don't forget to bring all your jewelry!
Hot showers will be provided upon your arrival.
That is all Comrades.

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All firearms may be turned in at your local ACLU office
Posted by bluestateguy on Wed Nov-05-08 12:40 PM

Next week teams of illegal immigrants will be doing door to door confiscations of all guns.


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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2008, 12:40:08 PM »
Merged; just discovered this was a duplicate.

Sorry, Cactus Carlos, sir, but WhiteGuyPI beat you by 45 minutes.

It happens.  No big deal.
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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2008, 12:42:22 PM »
Not so much NAZI jokes, but Stalinist jokes, IMHO.

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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2008, 12:43:41 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on November 05, 2008, 12:42:22 PM
Not so much NAZI jokes, but Stalinist jokes, IMHO.



Six of one, half a dozen of another.  They're all SOCIALISTS.
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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2008, 03:09:58 PM »
They think the are going to be king shit but they dont even know that they lost along with everyone else.
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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2008, 03:27:53 PM »
Well, I'm more glad than ever now that I didn't register my firearm in the only county in my state that requires it.  I have no intention of making it easier for them.
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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2008, 03:30:29 PM »
Quote from: lars1701c on November 05, 2008, 03:09:58 PM
They think the are going to be king shit but they dont even know that they lost along with everyone else.

I'm trying to figure out when the primitives, especially the Obamaite primitives, figure out how meaningless, how irrelevant, how unimportant, they are to the real-life Democrats, liberals, and Obamaites.

After the mid-term elections of 2006, it took them about six weeks, into mid-December, to learn that.

I don't think it's going to take that long this time, and am curious as to what's going to set them off; it'll be a riot.
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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2008, 04:32:49 PM »
They still haven't figured out that the "useful idiots" are the first to go, and that they are the "useful idiots".
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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2008, 10:12:00 PM »
Bring it ,Don't sing it Bitches. No ones taking me anywhere.
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Re: Nazi jokes...classy.
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2008, 04:05:55 AM »
If I'm going anywhere, there's a lot of the DUmp that will show up in Hell first . . .  :fuelfire:
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