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Offline bijou

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Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« on: November 04, 2008, 01:35:39 PM »
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INDIAN RIVER COUNTY — A Palm City woman remained in jail Monday, two days after a corrections officer found a glass crack pipe between her buttocks while she was being processed on an auto burglary charge.

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While being booked at the Indian River County Jail, a corrections deputy said Russo denied having any drugs or paraphernalia on her. However, the deputy found the glass crack pipe between the woman's buttocks during a search, the report said.

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Re: Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 01:37:33 PM »
They found crack in her crack?
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Re: Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 01:48:08 PM »
Wonder who drew the short straw and had to look for it.





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Re: Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 02:12:35 PM »
What?  She thought they wouldn't check there?  That it was a brilliant hiding spot no one had ever thought of before?
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Re: Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 02:20:06 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on November 04, 2008, 02:12:35 PM
What?  She thought they wouldn't check there?  That it was a brilliant hiding spot no one had ever thought of before?

Look at it Jinx .... would YOU want to look there?!

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Re: Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 03:09:15 PM »
So THAT'S why they call it a crack pipe.  Bet she had a hard time keeping it llit.   :-)
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Re: Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 03:22:43 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on November 04, 2008, 03:09:15 PM
So THAT'S why they call it a crack pipe.  Bet she had a hard time keeping it llit.   :-)

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Re: Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 05:51:06 PM »
I don't know which is worse--this woman or the girl they busted in Portsmouth the other day with 16 grams of coke stuffed in her vagina...

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And no, homey would NOT hit dat....



Hmmmm...ya think the cops might have suspected there were DRUGS in the car?
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Re: Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 05:57:44 PM »
Yow, kinda fat for a crack ho!  Too bad, it looks like at one time, before turning irrevocably downhill into a life of living on French fries between drug hits, she could  actually have gone the other way and turned out kind of attractive.
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Re: Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 05:59:07 PM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on November 04, 2008, 01:48:08 PM
Wonder who drew the short straw and had to look for it.





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Maybe that dude from "Dirty Jobs" would take this one on?
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Re: Crack pipe found between Florida woman's buttocks during booking into jail
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 06:13:26 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 04, 2008, 05:57:44 PM
Yow, kinda fat for a crack ho!  Too bad, it looks like at one time, before turning irrevocably downhill into a life of living on French fries between drug hits, she could  actually have gone the other way and turned out kind of attractive.

It's amazing, really--I live in a state with the second-highest white population in the country (over 96 percent) yet the kids who try to act "gangsta" make me bust out laughing most of the time.

Like the Offspring song says, pretty fly for a white guy.
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