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Offline Chris_

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Cleaner Arrested for Midnight Date on Airplane
« on: November 03, 2008, 05:26:33 PM »
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Cleaner Arrested for Midnight Date on Airplane

ROMULUS, Mich. —  A midnight visit to an airplane at Detroit Metropolitan Airport has landed a Michigan couple in trouble.

A 22-year-old airplane cleaner from Dearborn Heights was arrested Monday for bringing his girlfriend aboard a Northwest Airlines plane just after midnight without authorization.

An airport spokesman says the man apparently was trying to impress the 18-year-old woman.

The Detroit News and Detroit Free Press report the couple was caught on camera and arrested for breaching security.

Ok, how many women would be impressed by a guy who cleans planes at night?

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Re: Cleaner Arrested for Midnight Date on Airplane
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 09:40:55 AM »
I tried to get my wife to join the "mile high club" on the way over to Hawaii this past summer, but she woulden't go for it.   :(

I guess women just aren't impressed with airliners anymore. :p
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Re: Cleaner Arrested for Midnight Date on Airplane
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 10:00:08 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on November 04, 2008, 09:40:55 AM
I tried to get my wife to join the "mile high club" on the way over to Hawaii this past summer, but she woulden't go for it.   :(

I guess women just aren't impressed with airliners anymore. :p

The cleaner dude could have claimed that......if he had been in Denver, Colorado.
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