So....I'll be quittimg my job tomorrow.....

[Chris_]

....cause I'm now filthy rich....

Dear Winner,
Winning Notification
This is to notify you that you have won £750,000.00 in
Dear Winner.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize Money of Seven HundredThousand United States Dollars, ($700,000.00) for this year 2008 Lotterypromotion which is organized byCHEVRON OIL/PETROLUEM NIGERIA 2008 with Batch No: 091026XN, Reff No:095447XN, Winning No’s 097886XN.

You are to contact him with this detail below:
NAME, ADDRESS, COUNTRY, SEX, AGE, PHONE NUMBER.
(CONTACT FINANCE DEPARTMENT)
Name: Mr. James Eric.
E-mail: chevronoil.2008@googlemail.com

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Roza Obaseki.
(Chevron Oil Petroleum Bonanza/Lottery Coordinator).




Ticket no: 56475600545 188
Serial No:5388/02
Winning number: 05.14.22.25.36.05 {08}
Draw (#1055)
To claim your prize, please contact:
Fiduciary Agent Mr. Eric White
Email: uknl-draws@hotmail.com with your
Name,Address,Country,Age,Gender,Occupation,Phone.
Tel: +44-70359-33975
Sincerely,Mr. Kate Mcluskie.
Pls send reply to uknl-draws@hotmail.com Only

I gots 3 of these, so I'm gonna get $2,100,000.00

 

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

....cause I'm now filthy rich....

I gots 3 of these, so I'm gonna get $2,100,000.00

 

Rich Bastard!

[Chris_]

:bird: Rich Bastard! :-)

Now I won't feel so bad that the messiahnfuhrer will take all his money away.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Now I won't feel so bad that the messiahnfuhrer will take all his money away.

I'm thinkin lug will walk away with about 750,000 after The Messiah redistributes.

[Chris_]

I'm thinkin lug will walk away with about $7.50 after The Messiah redistributes.

Fixt.   

[bijou]

....cause I'm now filthy rich....

Sincerely,Mr. Kate Mcluskie.
Pls send reply to uknl-draws@hotmail.com Only

Don't rush into anything, something about this email makes me a tad suspicious that it's not on the level.

[Chris_]

Don't rush into anything, something about this email makes me a tad suspicious that it's not on the level.

What??? People with Irish surnames can't live in Nigeria?   

[bijou]

What??? People with Irish surnames can't live in Nigeria?   

How large do you think the Irish-Nigerian transexual community is in Nigeria? (There's probably more of them in San Francisco). 

[Chris_]

How large do you think the Irish-Nigerian transexual community is in Nigeria? (There's probably more of them in San Francisco). 

Oh, now that's just hate speech.



 

[DumbAss Tanker]

I dunno, sounds like if you try to collect, you'd better have an ID showing you are indeed Mr. Winner.