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I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« on: November 02, 2008, 11:39:56 PM »
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I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
   
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This old fart had a bicycle parked by the door. He was wearing a seed cap underneath a bicycle helmet, which should have been my first clue that he was a cretin. He was trying to strike up conversations with people who were getting annoyed with him. I was no exception.

I left the building, and our car was parked near his bike, so he followed me, gabbing all the way. I politely answered him--big mistake, as he found this encouraging.

Out of the blue, he asked, "Are you voting for Obama?" I said yes, and he asked, "Why?" I politely explained my reasons, and then he started raving about Sarah Palin.

Whom he initially called "Carla" because he couldn't remember her name until I told him what it was.

His big selling point wasn't any of her conservative positions (as I thought would be the case). No, it was something that came completely out of left field. He asked me--and these were his exact words:

"Wouldn't you like to be as smart as Sarah Palin?

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:


I politely told him that I already am, being that I have an IQ of, oh, about 165. I refrained from telling him that I had recently pooped something more intelligent than Sarah Palin, then hurriedly excused myself and got in the car.

WTF is with these people???

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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2008, 11:45:12 PM »
Bounce. Negative-100 bongs for the bullshit about 165 IQ.
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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2008, 11:48:29 PM »
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I politely told him that I already am, being that I have an IQ of, oh, about 165


Someone needs to tell Mr. Smarty Pants that online IQ tests are not accurate. 

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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2008, 12:06:47 AM »
Less then 2% of people tested have over 130.

I doubt many folks over 160 are posting at DU.
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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2008, 01:31:22 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on November 03, 2008, 12:06:47 AM
Less then 2% of people tested have over 130.

Yeah, well that was before Obama spread the IQ's around.

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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2008, 02:13:49 AM »
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I left the building, and our car was parked near his bike, so he followed me, gabbing all the way. I politely answered him--big mistake, as he found this encouraging.

Out of the blue, he asked, "Are you voting for Obama?" I said yes, and he asked, "Why?" I politely explained my reasons, and then he started raving about Sarah Palin.

I have a question for the lurkers. Why is it that in your fabricated encounters you are always calm and polite while on DU the least little thing has you ranting and raving like lunatics? Wouldn't it make your fabricated tales more believable if you had the character that was supposed to be you act more like you do in your DU life?
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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2008, 05:29:28 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on November 03, 2008, 02:13:49 AM
I have a question for the lurkers. Why is it that in your fabricated encounters you are always calm and polite while on DU the least little thing has you ranting and raving like lunatics? Wouldn't it make your fabricated tales more believable if you had the character that was supposed to be you act more like you do in your DU life?

Actually I would like to hear the reasons they are voting for him.   I was talking to my son's teacher -- who is voting for obama, and the best she could do is state he is not GWB.    :mental:
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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2008, 07:18:32 AM »
Why do all bouncies sound like they written in the same style as letters to the Penthouse forum?
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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2008, 07:39:57 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 03, 2008, 01:31:22 AM
Yeah, well that was before Obama spread the IQ's around.


He musta spread it pretty thin at the DUmp.
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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2008, 07:46:20 AM »
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Who wants to bet the primitive just didn't see some old eccentric guy hanging around McDonald's--some guy on disability or something like that; they hang around McDonald's around here--and that gave the primitive an "inspiration" for a tale?

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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2008, 09:18:47 AM »
So many lies, so short a fable.
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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2008, 09:38:51 AM »
Fail.  Real Repukes don't ride bikes....they drive Hummers.
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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2008, 10:59:36 AM »
It wasn't macky-dees and I wasn't envolved nor did I want to be but I saw a "GIANT MOONBAT" this morning.....must have had a 40 foot wing span. Which brings to my mind a question. If one was to have to shoot a giant moonbat, can you get it mounted? :-)
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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2008, 11:05:34 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 03, 2008, 10:59:36 AM
It wasn't macky-dees and I wasn't envolved nor did I want to be but I saw a "GIANT MOONBAT" this morning.....must have had a 40 foot wing span. Which brings to my mind a question. If one was to have to shoot a giant moonbat, can you get it mounted? :-)
For information regarding the mounting of moonbats, please contact Bubba "Drop-drawers" Clinton.
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Re: I just met the DUMBEST Repuke ever at McDonald's
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2008, 12:03:16 PM »
It seems Sarah Palin is all the rage with the old fart, seed cap wearing, bicycle riding cretins who hang out at McDonald's.  Who knew?

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