Well, when's the Big Zero, Vast Teddy, Bela Pelosi, the Bostonian Billionaire, Alphonse Capote Gore, John Edwards, Bags Streisand, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Dianne Feinstein, Rosa de Lauro, Blarney Flank, Dan Rather, &c., &c., &c.--and among the wealthy primitives, the sparkling husband primitive, the Bostonian Drunkard, El Stupido Supremo, the grazing primitive, the packamama primitive, the carpetbagging maternal ancestress, the kaput primitive, the Swanson TV dinner primitive, &c., &c., &c.--going to stop being so selfish, and share some with us?