Isn't it about time for UP to have its regularly scheduled rubber room time out session ?
As for it actually working, there are a couple of fundamental problems with that.
First, UP can never work in a position that will involve interaction with the public even in the unskilled non physically demanding fields (eg. Who wants cat fur in the in their burgers ?)
Second, and potentially more importantly, it is so totally opposed to the idea of profit, that it could never take part in paid work, as that is profiting from its abilities...
Wait...Scratch that. It has no] marketable abilities to begin with.