I think that it's easier to ask, "What's RIGHT with Michigan" ??
Umm, I can think of a few things:
Tulip Festival in Holland (Michigan, you Squid, not the country)
Cherry Festival in Traverse City
The Keweenaw Peninsula (if you can stand the bugs)
The Au Sable River
Houghton Lake
Basically any part of the state that is at least somewhat removed from that stinking cesspool in the southeastern corner of the state.
Just because Michigan has a chancre on its ass doesn't make it an entire sucking chest wound.