I noticed a number of the local business establishments were looking for help. UP is unemployable by her own choice.
That'll never work for the subway cat, though.
One needs to use the Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist approach with the subway cat.
That is, a guy with a gun is going to have to show up at her place every morning at 7:45 to drag her to some sort of work.
I don't think private establishments can do that.
However, out here in Nebraska, we use people wearing orange vests, sitting in the back of pick-up trucks until they get somewhere that needs cleaning, after which they hop out, and pick up the litter from the sidewalks and streets.
They get paid well for it, too; government jobs. Sort of.
I'm trying to get the subway cat off the public dole; by my most minimal calculations, the subway cat has contributed at least--at least--$700,000 to the national deficit and national debt (and possibly even more than twice that, given that psychiatric care isn't cheap), and she needs to start paying some of it back.
As you perhaps never got three-quarters of a million bucks free from the government, I'm sure you would agree.
The subway cat lives in an affluent gated community near Baltimore.