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Offline bijou

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Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« on: October 26, 2008, 01:00:35 PM »
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MANILA, Philippines – In a fit of anger after a quarrel with his girlfriend, a young man cut off his penis in Sultan Kudarat town in Shariff Kabunsuan province Sunday night, a radio dzRH report said late Monday.

The 21-year-old man, whose identity was withheld by police, went home angry after a spat with his girlfriend. He went to his room with a knife and cut off his penis.

His relatives heard him screaming as he emerged from his room holding a bloodied knife in one hand and his severed penis in the other.

His relatives rushed him to the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center, but doctors failed to immediately reattach the organ. As it turned out, his relatives, in their panic, left the penis at home. - GMANews.TV
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Now that is going a step further than cutting off one's nose to spite one's face.
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2008, 01:04:22 PM »
I'm sorry bijou, but I'm going to have to BS you for that.  There HAS to be a Lounge rule (somewhere) about no penis-mutilation stories on Sundays.  

Ewww.  :-)
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2008, 01:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Chris on October 26, 2008, 01:04:22 PM
I'm sorry bijou, but I'm going to have to BS you for that.  There HAS to be a Lounge rule (somewhere) about no penis-mutilation stories on Sundays.  

Ewww.  :-)
It's dark and raining outside, I am avoiding real work, I thought I'd spend some time finding cringeworthy stories.  :-)
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2008, 01:33:32 PM »
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His relatives rushed him to the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center, but doctors failed to immediately reattach the organ. As it turned out, his relatives, in their panic, left the penis at home.

 :lmao:
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2008, 01:37:16 PM »
Quote from: Chris on October 26, 2008, 01:33:32 PM
:lmao:
You're like djones on the spider thread. You just can't let it go.  :tongue:
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2008, 01:57:49 PM »
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His relatives rushed him to the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center, but doctors failed to immediately reattach the organ. As it turned out, his relatives, in their panic, left the penis at home.

I hate when I forget things...my cell phone,house key,lunch....my dismembered penis really puts a damper on the day! :-)
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2008, 01:58:50 PM »
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His relatives rushed him to the Cotabato Regional and Medical Center, but doctors failed to immediately reattach the organ. As it turned out, his relatives, in their panic, left the penis at home.
Quote from: Chris on October 26, 2008, 01:33:32 PM
:lmao:
That's why mine has the American Express logo tattooed on it.
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2008, 01:59:51 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on October 26, 2008, 01:58:50 PM
That's why mine has the American Express logo tattooed on it.
:lmao: "Never leave home without it"?
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2008, 02:01:36 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4[/youtube] :-)
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2008, 02:40:08 PM »
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... after a quarrel with his girlfriend, a young man cut off his penis

Well. I hope she learned her lesson!  :mental: :mental:












The girlfriend I mean.  :p
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2008, 02:51:26 PM »
At least he won't be asking her to have sex in uncomfortable places anymore.





You know, like the back seat of a Honda Civic.
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2008, 02:56:24 PM »
as it should be  :-)
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2008, 07:19:08 PM »
Man Rule #1.
Never allow your penis to be in another room without you.
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2008, 08:55:17 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 26, 2008, 07:19:08 PM
Man Rule #1.
Never allow your penis to be in another room without you.
 :-)


LOL!   :rotf:
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Re: Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2008, 09:26:20 PM »
What a prickish thing to do.  :lmao:
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