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Offline franksolich

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primitives look into crystal ball
« on: October 24, 2008, 05:49:16 PM »
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Oh my.

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MarkInCA (135 posts)     Fri Oct-24-08 05:37 PM
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Where are they now...20 years from now

This is only a few people, add your predictions to the thread.

John McCain: Lives in New Horizons adult care facility in Prescott Valley, AZ. Besides battling Alzheimer’s for years, Sen. McCain also continues to receive treatment for numerous cancerous growths that have been attributed to too much exposure to cellular waves emanating from the tower installed on his ranch. While he doesn’t recognize family members anymore, he has been known to yell “Muslim! Get off my lawn!” at the television whenever a black person appears.

Sarah Palin: After the election of 2008 she returned to Alaska and was tried and convicted for fraud and tax evasion relating to the approximately $350,000 worth of clothing, hairstyling, and makeup she did not report as income during the 2008 campaign. Before she served a day in jail, her sentence was commuted by Alaska Governor Samuel Wurzelbacher. She is currently working as a waitress at Chepo’s Fiesta Restaurant in Wasilla, AK.

George W. Bush: Pardoned Dick Cheney hours before he resigned from office with two weeks left in his presidency. Lived for a time at “Soy Fuera De Aquí”, the 100,000 acre Bush ranch in Paraguay. Once it was discovered that there was an extradition treaty with Paraguay and the United States, Bush moved to Venezuela at the invitation of Hugo Chavez. Rumors have been floating around for years that he is now in an undisclosed alcohol and drug treatment facility in the capital Caracas.

Dick Cheney: Filled out the last two weeks of George W. Bush’s presidential term before moving back to Wyoming. Purchased the Winchester Repeating Arms Company trademarks from the Belgian company which discontinued the line and opened a factory in Winchester Wyoming which he later renamed Haliburgh. The Winchester Repeating Arms Co. has continually grown in large part due to the success of the Winchester Model 2010 shotgun which is affectionately known as the “Big Dick” after Cheney.

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mimitabby  (815 posts)      Fri Oct-24-08 05:42 PM
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1. sorry neither McCain nor Cheney will be alive in 20 years...

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LiberalEsto  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-24-08 05:48 PM
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2. Mine are a wee bit different

John McCain: Doing Depends commercials

Sarah Palin: Queen of the Independent Republic of Alaska.

George W. Bush: Behind bars in a federal prison, where he is the prize prison bitch.

Dick Cheney: Last and only prisoner at Gitmo.

Laura Bush: divorced, finished intensive rehab for Xanax addiction, fundraiser for Betty Ford Clinic.

Karl Rove: Prison bitch

Rush Limbaugh: doing Preparation H commercials

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Orsino  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-24-08 06:34 PM
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3. Gheney moves back to *Texas*.

Never forget that that's where he lived when he named himself vice president, Twelfth Amendment be damned.

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lynettebro440 (890 posts)        Fri Oct-24-08 06:36 PM
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4. Hopefully they will be 6 feet under

I wish they would all just forever be gone...

Not to despair, brother Lynn primitive; I feel the same way about Vast Teddy, wishing he'd be gone off to some nursing home on Cape Cod since 1970 or thereabouts.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 05:53:07 PM »
That was a ****in hoot.   :rotf:
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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 05:55:46 PM »
Coach, from what I hear, Vast Teddy may be there rather soon.
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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 06:01:18 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 24, 2008, 05:49:16 PM
primitives look into crystal ball

Must be the same crystal ball they got as a gift on Fitzmas.

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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 06:03:43 PM »
Bill Clinton: Finally killed by an 'unsatisfied' female assistant. His last words were, "What? No cigar."

Hillary Clinton: Last seen walking the streets offering $200 for un-named services to be rendered.

Chelsea Clinton: Well....like her mother, she just uglied away.

Janet Reno: Was kidnapped to Cuba and immediately put on an "oil Barrel" raft back to the US.

Whitewater: Development was finally completed and is now the largest landfill/garbage dump in the world.

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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 06:25:52 PM »
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Where are they now...20 years from now


Your endless angst over shit you can NEVER control gives me endless pleasure.

Is there a way to give a DUmmy a H5 contributing some of the most asinine posts to brought over here?
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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 06:28:36 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on October 24, 2008, 06:25:52 PM


Your endless angst over shit you can NEVER control gives me endless pleasure.

Is there a way to give a DUmmy a H5 contributing some of the most asinine posts to brought over here?

Actually, sir, I detect the scent of mole here.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 08:17:00 PM »
20 years from now...This sounds like fun.

 Nancy Pelosi suffered from a Botox overdose freezing her face in a grotesque smile.
After losing her seat to Cindy, Nancy toured the country with the only job that would hire her: Halloween Haunted Houses. She doesn't even need scary make-up.

Ron Paul nuts are still scheming to get him elected president, even though he is in a nursing home. Many supporters are in prison for fraud, and various Ron Paul Golden Dollar schemes.

Willaim Pitt write a tell all book that no one ever reads. He exposes Skinner as a guy who lives off skimmed donations from DU. Pitt also married Underground Panther, but divorced her a year later. UP is in jail for spousal abuse.

Hugo Chavez is no longer with us 20 years from now. He suffered the same fate as Mussolini.

Cynthia McKinney is still running for President, Senator, whatever.

Reagan, and Sarah Pallin get their faces carved in Mt Rushmore. Many DUers die of heart attacks.

Schade is still one of the most beautiful gals on CC.






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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 08:42:42 PM »
MISLEADING THREAD TITLE!

Liberals don't have balls, crystal or otherwise.
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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008, 08:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on October 24, 2008, 08:42:42 PM
MISLEADING THREAD TITLE!

Liberals don't have balls, crystal or otherwise.

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Fixed, just for you Mr. Bunny, sir.
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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2008, 10:52:43 AM »
obamassiah had his head cut off and displayed on a pole as a reminder to other that renounce their Muslim faith.

Biden was in a helicopter crash. Was buried next to Wellstone.

Murta was hung in a tree in western Pa.

Bela Pelosi got bit by a rabid bat and kicked the bucket.

Dingy Harry just disappeared. It is believed he is somewhere in the dessert between Las Vegas and Reno.



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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2008, 12:15:06 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on October 25, 2008, 10:52:43 AM
obamassiah had his head cut off and displayed on a pole as a reminder to other that renounce their Muslim faith.

Biden was in a helicopter crash. Was buried next to Wellstone.

Murta was hung in a tree in western Pa.

Bela Pelosi got bit by a rabid bat and kicked the bucket.

Dingy Harry just disappeared. It is believed he is somewhere in the dessert between Las Vegas and Reno.





Did the bat survive the encounter?
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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2008, 12:22:49 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 25, 2008, 12:15:06 PM
Did the bat survive the encounter?

It was the bat that kicked the bucket. Bela Pelosi is the undead. She needs a stake. :-)
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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2008, 12:43:10 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 24, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
Reagan, and Sarah Pallin get their faces carved in Mt Rushmore. Many DUers die of heart attacks.

 :-)

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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2008, 12:46:52 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on October 25, 2008, 12:22:49 PM
It was the bat that kicked the bucket. Bela Pelosi is the undead. She needs a stake. :-)

That's what I figured . . .
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"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: primitives look into crystal ball
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2008, 12:52:18 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 24, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
20 years from now...This sounds like fun.

 Nancy Pelosi suffered from a Botox overdose freezing her face in a grotesque smile.
After losing her seat to Cindy, Nancy toured the country with the only job that would hire her: Halloween Haunted Houses. She doesn't even need scary make-up.

Ron Paul nuts are still scheming to get him elected president, even though he is in a nursing home. Many supporters are in prison for fraud, and various Ron Paul Golden Dollar schemes.

Willaim Pitt write a tell all book that no one ever reads. He exposes Skinner as a guy who lives off skimmed donations from DU. Pitt also married Underground Panther, but divorced her a year later. UP is in jail for spousal abuse.

Hugo Chavez is no longer with us 20 years from now. He suffered the same fate as Mussolini.

Cynthia McKinney is still running for President, Senator, whatever.

Reagan, and Sarah Pallin get their faces carved in Mt Rushmore. Many DUers die of heart attacks.

Schade is still one of the most beautiful gals on CC.








How do I retain a modicum of modesty...... I want my face carved into Mt Rushmore as well.  :lmao:
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